FACT OF COWTOWN LIFE: KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ARE GONNA SUCK NEXT SEASON!!!

This year the schedule for the Kansas City Chiefs was so laughably easy that it was a punchline for football fans across the nation.

The Onion: NFL Forbids Chiefs From Creating Their Own Schedule Again Next Season

Even better . . . Given an embarrassing playoff exit it's clear that the Kansas City Chiefs didn't belong in the playoffs and rally aren't as competitive as fanboys would like to believe.

Now, all of that is going to change:

Arrowhead Pride: Chiefs 2014 schedule features all 4 AFC and NFC Championship teams

This fact of life should result in an exceptionally disappointing football season as mainstream media prepares their "year of rebuilding" shtick that has marked more than a generation of Kansas City pro-sports coverage.