Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Kansas City Dead Tree Media Happy Column!!!



Regarding this column . . . A rather KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTER sent us this link with the encouraging note:

"If you're going to mock one column this year . . ."

Here's the damage:

JeneƩ Osterheldt: It's 2014, Time To Get Happy

The missive has everything (except much relevance to anything local) . . . There are quotes from local "life coaches" offering encouragement, music and even blog references.

Don't get me wrong, TKC fully supports Pharrell and his pop music winning... But yeah, this column is pretty much a mess.

More in a bit . . .

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Slayer.

Anonymous said...

Nobody wants to hear informative news, they'd rather hear a dumb broad talk about her stupid ass feelings... this chicks column is equivelent to what MTV is now adays Pregnent teen moms and no music......Osterheldt sucks.

Anonymous said...

Who but Jenee' Osterizer could turn listening to a song into a newspaper column? And who but the KC Falling Star would actually find it fit to print?

After skimming her words, I encourage everyone to "focus on the positive" and give thanks that even on your worst of days, you'll always be smarter than this spouter of senseless social trivia drivel.

Rumor has it that next week she'll be sharing her thoughts on the importance of cleaning the lint from your navel.

Anonymous said...

A pathetic, pitiful rag that's of use to no one.

A man called BURRITO said...

Kansas City "crashed like a falling" Star is yesterdays news. Only people that read the Star are half dead and kicking dirt in their graves.

Tonys Kansas City rules the roost...

Long live the KING !

Marvin Pontiac said...

Completely fucking worthless writer.

Anonymous said...

I was in Petco the other day and they had pens with dozens of adoptable dogs. I noticed they had the Star layed all over the floor for the dogs to shit and piss on. I couldn't help but think that the Star does have useful purpose.

Anonymous said...

2:02PM comment SCORES!!!!!