Monday, January 06, 2014

CELEBRATE!!! WHITE PEOPLE LOVE QUICKLY VANISHING KANSAS CITY WESTSIDE!!!



Check this interesting note from suburbanites who will soon be real estate speculators . . .

Kansas City Connection: The hidden gems of Westside

Note . . . Kinda mad here given that the "hidden gems" title was gonna be a TKC foray into soft porn movie production if this blog thing doesn't work out . . . Here's the money line:

"I’ve spent a good deal of my adult life in Kansas City, but am only now coming to appreciate the diversity and funky character of the Westside, a historic neighborhood just west of downtown that has experienced a recent growth of businesses, restaurants and new or refurbished homes."

Again, TKC might qualify as one of these "local characters" but I've made it a point to be really rude while standing in line for crepes.

We're blogging this simply as a prelude to the upcoming Spring/Summer season of gentrification . . .

Last time around the home mortgage collapse burned a great many Westside real estate speculators . . . This time around we're hoping the fallout isn't worse given that nobody wants to live in a neighborhood of transient yuppies gambling that the toy train streetcar is going to save their shaky investment.

Developing . . .

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

damn its. cold today

Anonymous said...

Tits cold

Anonymous said...

Westside of what? Hell I thought westside meant Armourdale and Argentine Dist or as white people mights say as along with Cheech, Beanerville

Anonymous said...

Tits cold today

Anonymous said...

My nipples could cut glass this morning!!

Anonymous said...

I will suck your cold titties.

Anonymous said...

It is a little funky over there it smells of beaners

Anonymous said...

Funny thing, but when whites move in, they expect their neighbors to cut their grass, pick up the trash blowing around the yard and take that '68 chevy off the concrete blocks alongside the house. Maybe even fix the roof so that blue tarp doesn't flap in the wind all nite!
The beaners better get used to having the cops called 4 times a day when they don't.

Macon said...

They don't do it in Independence, MO

WHy should we do it here?

Viva Meth Town!

Anonymous said...

Viva nipples and Meth Town!

Anonymous said...

I guess falling down shit holes with 15 people living in them would be better?

Anonymous said...

Ain't no 15 people getting in my shithole

DePalma said...

LOL on that last comment. Nicely done.