Friday, January 31, 2014

CELEBRATE THE SMIRKING KANSAS CITY $100K MASERATI CROOK!!!



A story of Kansas City class warfare captures our attention right now . . .

Check it:

Fox4KC: Man charged with stealing $100,000 Maserati from exclusive car dealership

Deets:

"According to court documents, Willis’ intention was to use deception to deprive Aristocrat Motors of the possession of the car which has a value of $100,000 or more.

"Police say Willis pretended to have money on January 14th when he used a check to purchase the vehicle, but it was later determined that the check was not good. Police added that it’s not unusual for a customer at such a high end dealership to pay in cash or check before driving off in a vehicle."


And while we don't support crime of any kind . . . It's kind of hilarious to see the 1% foiled by the typical human eagerness to cash a big check right away. And sadly, the alleged crook in this instance should only be grinning if he got away with the scam.

26 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Like I said, white people should stop doing business with niggers.

Anonymous said...

Forward his welfare, etc to Lansing Ks

Anonymous said...

This guy graduated magna cum laude from the Carol Coe School of Car Dealership Ripoffs!!!!

(readers should recall former KC Councilwoman Coe's taking a Lincoln(?) for a test drive and never returning it.)

Anonymous said...

I think it's funny as fuck..look at that grin lol.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't let a nigger like that, within ten feet of any car! Stinking, thieving fucking animals..

Anonymous said...

This is why Oprah can't look at the purse.

Anonymous said...

BINGO 2:29 !

Anonymous said...

Would it be as "funny" if this dork had driven the Maserati into an intersection, and caused a crash that killed people?

Wjite people be STOOOOOPID said...

Hahahahaha!!! dat nigga LOOKS like he kant even afford a banged up chevy!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dat nigga bees mo safer in jail den on da streetses of nigga town.
He gots one a dem ol big bullet heads on em.

Anonymous said...

Who on Earth would take a check from someone like him? Duh!

Anonymous said...

For 2 weeks dat negro be gettin sum white pussy. Suck it granview crackas

Fox 4 sucks said...

Fox 4 reports it....better fact check it, as you know Fox 4 doesn't.

Pootie Tang said...

That Negro was in a Mas ? He must have told them he was the detail man cause nobody stupid enough to think that nigger got cab fare. My ho's smarter than that.....

Mo. Cracka said...

Yeah he be gittin some fat white ugly co-signer pussy so who gives a fuck ?

Anonymous said...

4:08 you are one sick fuck

Must be related to that WV asshole

Flint Lock said...

6:07 you refer to the WV sheep shagger thats been after my ewe? Yeah that dastard is a real rascal. You would think he was black.

Anonymous said...

But he probably likes his ewes black.

Anonymous said...

Oh he is black alright.

He a happy nigger today it's payday.

Anonymous said...

Willis deceived Aristocrat Motors by not asking net price of the car?

Byron Funkhouser said...

FYI: State SSI checks are issued on the first. Federal SSDI checks are issued on the third. They are direct deposited.

Flint Lock said...

Byron, sheep shagger, stay away from my ewe. Damn hillbilly perv.

Anonymous said...

Oh stupid, KS people got theirs today since first is tomorrow so fuck you asshole. I had to take two different women to store today because they got their checks.

Anonymous said...

fucking Byron is like having dog shit stuck to your waffle boots. stinks and you can't get rid of it

Anonymous said...

Well I see fraud boy thinks he has all the dates down pat. Mom got hers yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Byron is a fucking idiot