CELEBRATE THE SMIRKING KANSAS CITY $100K MASERATI CROOK!!!



A story of Kansas City class warfare captures our attention right now . . .

Check it:

Fox4KC: Man charged with stealing $100,000 Maserati from exclusive car dealership

Deets:

"According to court documents, Willis’ intention was to use deception to deprive Aristocrat Motors of the possession of the car which has a value of $100,000 or more.

"Police say Willis pretended to have money on January 14th when he used a check to purchase the vehicle, but it was later determined that the check was not good. Police added that it’s not unusual for a customer at such a high end dealership to pay in cash or check before driving off in a vehicle."


And while we don't support crime of any kind . . . It's kind of hilarious to see the 1% foiled by the typical human eagerness to cash a big check right away. And sadly, the alleged crook in this instance should only be grinning if he got away with the scam.

Comments

  1. Like I said, white people should stop doing business with niggers.

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  2. Forward his welfare, etc to Lansing Ks

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  3. This guy graduated magna cum laude from the Carol Coe School of Car Dealership Ripoffs!!!!

    (readers should recall former KC Councilwoman Coe's taking a Lincoln(?) for a test drive and never returning it.)

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  4. I think it's funny as fuck..look at that grin lol.

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  5. I wouldn't let a nigger like that, within ten feet of any car! Stinking, thieving fucking animals..

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  6. This is why Oprah can't look at the purse.

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  7. BINGO 2:29 !

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  8. Would it be as "funny" if this dork had driven the Maserati into an intersection, and caused a crash that killed people?

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  9. Wjite people be STOOOOOPID1/31/14, 4:41 PM

    Hahahahaha!!! dat nigga LOOKS like he kant even afford a banged up chevy!!!!

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  10. Dat nigga bees mo safer in jail den on da streetses of nigga town.
    He gots one a dem ol big bullet heads on em.

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  11. Who on Earth would take a check from someone like him? Duh!

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  12. For 2 weeks dat negro be gettin sum white pussy. Suck it granview crackas

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    1. Yeah he be gittin some fat white ugly co-signer pussy so who gives a fuck ?

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  13. Fox 4 reports it....better fact check it, as you know Fox 4 doesn't.

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  14. That Negro was in a Mas ? He must have told them he was the detail man cause nobody stupid enough to think that nigger got cab fare. My ho's smarter than that.....

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  15. 4:08 you are one sick fuck

    Must be related to that WV asshole

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  16. 6:07 you refer to the WV sheep shagger thats been after my ewe? Yeah that dastard is a real rascal. You would think he was black.

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  17. But he probably likes his ewes black.

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  18. Oh he is black alright.

    He a happy nigger today it's payday.

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  19. Willis deceived Aristocrat Motors by not asking net price of the car?

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  20. FYI: State SSI checks are issued on the first. Federal SSDI checks are issued on the third. They are direct deposited.

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  21. Byron, sheep shagger, stay away from my ewe. Damn hillbilly perv.

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  22. Oh stupid, KS people got theirs today since first is tomorrow so fuck you asshole. I had to take two different women to store today because they got their checks.

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  23. fucking Byron is like having dog shit stuck to your waffle boots. stinks and you can't get rid of it

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  24. Well I see fraud boy thinks he has all the dates down pat. Mom got hers yesterday.

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  25. Byron is a fucking idiot

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