Saturday, January 18, 2014

CAN BOULEVARD COME BACK FROM KANSAS CITY CHOCOLATE ALE FAIL?!?



Kansas City based and Belgian-owned Boulevard will drown Kansas City in Chocolate Ale at the start of February.

Remember that not so long ago the Boulevard faced an embarrassing public relations disaster when they were forced to recall more than a few batches of their celebrated hipster brew. Last year they skipped the local Valentine's season tradition and now seem to be counting the short memory of the public to push their product this time around.

So, choke down this question . . .

WILL KANSAS CITY FORGET THE NASTY AFTERTASTE OF A RECALL AND SWALLOW THE CURRENT CHOCOLATE ALE LOAD?!?!

The frou-frou designer brew really isn't my style when it's done right so I don't claim any expertise . . . Still, the Belgian expertise might help in this relaunch or maybe locals won't be as forgiving of an international conglomerate.

Developing . . .

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

"Chocolate City" = Nigger City. Does Chocolate Ale equate to nigger ale??

Anonymous said...

Can they forget nasty beer, you ask? They forget nasty politicians!

Anonymous said...

No 8:01, they just reelect them.

Anonymous said...

It tasted like shit. That's why it failed.

Anonymous said...

The mass hysteria last year was pretty funny. People paying double retail for a shitty product so they could tell their idiot friends they tried it.

Anonymous said...

1:17, the "idiot" is you. It wasn't produced last year tool bag. 2012 was the last release.

Anonymous said...

1:58, so did you post on FB how fucking awesome it was?

Anonymous said...

I do apologize. Why, it seemed like just last year that you clowns were hyping up the shitty product. I'm sure that there was something else that you were being a trendy jackass about last year.

Anonymous said...

The only things Tony hypes in a positive way are Alonzo and Glazer -- and Glazer pays T to post his ramblings. Why doesn't Alonzo pay? He's not white.

Pootie Tang............ said...

Pootie say Yuppie Crackers will drink bottled "cum".

Big Cracka said...

Pootie Tang be suckin all the came up outta Yuppie Crackas all the time !

Pootie Tang said...

Big Cracka, fail