Friday, January 31, 2014

BLAME MAYOR SLY FOR YET ANOTHER KANSAS CITY SLICK STREET SNOW FAIL!!!



Once again Kansas City is reminded that our civic priorities suck as this town streets become treacherous with less than 2 inches of snow and just a touch of ice.

To wit . . .

IT'S TIME TO BLAME MAYOR SLY AND THE CITY COUNCIL FOR THE THIRD SNOW FAIL OF THE SEASON AMID DANGEROUS TRAFFIC CONDITIONS AND MULTIPLE ACCIDENTS ON KANSAS CITY STREETS!!!

Testimony . . .

- Broadway in Downtown KC is an absolute nightmare.

- KCPD, KCFD and even Yellow Cab involved in multiple accidents.

- KC Brookside denizen seyz: "I didn't see on truck pretreating the roads the way they do in Overland Park. Nothing. I guess the money all went to pay for the BBQ in DC for the Republican Convention. Hope they ate well!"

Evidence Links . . .

- Fox4KC: Winter weather complicating Friday evening commute

- KMBC: Several accidents reported south of KC due to icy roads

- KCTV5: Several wrecks reported south of KC metro

- WDAF: Winter weather complicating Friday evening commute

- Channel 5: Icy conditions lead to slick roads, multiple pileups

Sadly, students @ Park Hill probably aren't gonna ask these tough questions when the Mayor gives his upcoming state of the city speech in a study hall and on the Internets with comment turned off.

25 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Good god you are a worthless piece of shit. Your fat ass can't even walk on a wet sidewalk without falling in a pile of your own piss. Stop your bitching about the snow and a few accidents. For gods sake just shut the fuck up you idiot.

Anonymous said...

Calm down McGurk.

Anonymous said...

Um, I drove on broadway and all through downtown and midtown. No accidents, roads clear and pretty much a normal drive. Who are these people complaining really?

Anonymous said...

Look! A thin chick. Looks like great boobs too.

Anonymous said...

The side streets on the south end of Kansas City proper are straight ice. NO treatments. No trucks throwing salt. Nothing. Fucking idiots running this city...

Anonymous said...

CK....totally ass backwards...

Carl, Mission Hills said...

Well I myself got into KCI around 3 came home from the airport said hell with it I'm going to stay out of downtown area, went by Bichelmeyer got some rib-eyes and came home cracked a fresh bottle of scotch and said hell with it, I am staying home it can get as slick as it wants, not going to effect me at all. Been a very relaxing evening here in the hood if you get my drift.

not Carl from Mission Hills said...

Carl, god damn, you sound like a commercial for the Travel Channel. Did you take a shit at any point in your day?

Carl, Mission Hills said...

Dear not carl,

Well yes I as most people do have to drop a load each day but felt like nobody would really want to know that. Sort of like when I get laid unlike Glazer, I don't feel the need to share that as well.

I was in an entertaining way saying it appeared things was going to be slick or get that way so I grabbed some goodies and headed to the casa to ride it out.

Sorry if my positive little minute of sharing FUCKED YOUR WHOLE NIGHT UP.

Carl

Anonymous said...

Ha! 10:54
Carl just hope someone, anyone, even maybe pathetic tony cares about his day. PS: You drove THROUGH Kansas City, Missouri to get to your back-ass kansas whether you drove through downtown or not.

Anonymous said...

Tony has become worse than Katy Horner. God forbid we get a little snow, he thinks its a fuckin' BREAKING STORY!!*! Jeez

not Carl from Mission Hills said...

Carl.....lol

Anonymous said...

Ummmmm 11:05 he probably came down 635 and cut over on 70 where he would have missed all of KCMO downtown you dipshit. There are other ways to get to the airport and from besides I-29 brainless. You related to that retard from WV?

Anonymous said...

Good one.

Anonymous said...

Good one.

Nanook said...

I grew up a few hundred miles north of here where cold is cold and snow is real. A snow like yesterday's doesn't even get the plows working up there. I think the issue here is a general lack of driving skills that shows even more when the roads get a bit slick.

Anonymous said...

This wasn't a snow......jebus. CK people are wimps. We need to get back to days of Cowtown before the hood rats took over.

Anonymous said...

how are roads in poverland oark???



hahahahah


getitgetitgetit?

The Black Male Monster said...

What the Black Male Monster touts as a success, the general public complains of dissatisfaction. It's a matter of whose voice, money and influence is louder. A city that works... just not for you.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I blame Sly and the council for not firing that POS Troy Schulte and PW director Sherri McIntyre.

Anonymous said...

Carl, what kind of Scotch did you open? Anything other than single malt and less than 12 years and I will have to report you to the Mission Hills police.

Anonymous said...

Typical bureaucracy that thinks citizens work for them. Shovel your sidewalk or get fined. Pay your taxes and if the city wants to half ass snow removal it's fuck you citizens. When are the dumb asses of KC going to pit a stop to this bullshit?

Funny Looking Eye said...

While the firings are taking place in Public Works make sure it includes Pat Klein.

Anonymous said...

Sly will clear the streets by... dragging his ass over the ice and snow, farting all the way. Kansas City had better no thank Mr. Mayor for his wonderful service by re-electing him. He's about as pathetic as they come. No amount of smiling will cure that.

Anonymous said...

Pat has his head too far up Troy's ass to be fired. He is the most unqualified assistant city manager in the history of Kansas City. Just as Sherri McIntyre is the worst PW director.