Sunday, December 29, 2013

TKC SUNDAY SPECIAL!!! FULL RELEASE: KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY'S SON KJ DROPS HIS NEW EP TO CONCLUDE 2013!!!



An artistic tour de force from a politically connected Kansas City artist ends the final weekend of this year.

To wit . . .

MAYOR SLY'S HIP-HOP SON KJ DROPS HIS LATEST EP AND OFFERS A FREE DOWNLOAD FOR HIS LOCAL FANS!!!

This promo from a friend of KJ made me laugh:

"Cop KJ's new EP!!! Shitting on so much out here. Homie wrote it while locked up. And it's free??! Boy stop."

Check the link . . .

KJ Of COA: Finally Off Papers

TKC quick and dirty review . . .

Like it or not, "Finally Off Papers" represents a musical progression for KJ and a clear sign of the young Kansas City rapper improving his skill. The tunes are darker, the rhythms and hooks are more complex and KJ is showing clear signs of progress as an MC. There are a few songs that might have needed a bit more polish but overall this is a solid effort and, better still, the frequency of the content produced by KJ reveals that he's a young artist interested in honing his hip-hop craft and competence.

Listen and decide for yourself while ignoring old white dudes with absolutely no musical sensibility beyond the glory days of Hee-Haw - Which was actually one of TKC's favorite shows because it was produced by a Hollywood mastermind.

But I digress . . .

The point here is that this EP from KJ demonstrates that he's doing his very best to make a musical achievement out of the shadow of his powerful and beloved father.

48 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Keep the reviews simple: Got a good beat and it's easy to dance to is enough.

G said...

Yo. Yo. I’m out the shadow of da man
Da man they call may-or
Livin’ it for reals now ‘cause I’m a big play-or
Some fools be think’n my shit is noth’n more dan fruity
Bitch please just take a look at me grabb’n on dis booty.
I be throw’n all dese lyrics out in da faces of my haterz
Like all of those foolz think’n they got a shot at being may-erz
Big pops be the only one
And KJ, that’s me the only son
Gonna blow this place up just like an east side kid with da gunz
I’m out.

chuck said...

The usual metronomic paens to a twisted sick culture based on an identification with thugs, drugs, violence and prison.

This shit makes Hee Haw look like Mozart's "Marraige Of Figaro."

Newly controversial Common Core applications to what now passes for 'music' might brign this slop up to Kansas City School District standards, but in reality, it remains what it is.

Dreck.

Chuck D. Aka da real spiro Agnew said...

Kj out the cage
12 shots in still can't lay'er
Black dude politicking
Learned it from the mayor
Sly be that big manning
Like Chelsea and Peyton
If kj want sum Kelly's pussy
He might need to pay'em

(sry coa much love for the new ep I just couldn't help myself. Also if drivin had less chopped and screwed elements already incorporated it'd sound dope chopped and screwed.)

Hard time in JOCO said...

Spending a few weeks in a butler building in Gardner Kansas doesn't exactly make Kyle James the next 50 cent. He'll need to get shot a couple of times. With his drinking problem, lack of self control, and sense of entitlement, we might see young Kyle catch lead poisoning any day now.

chuck said...

In no way "effete" yet the essecne of impudent thugs.

Let the incessant droning of the back beat of death, the sound of a grinding broken wheel on a hoopdie that just won't die, be our guide to the musical future of the new demographicK.

The musical metphorical propaganda of the deed, in conjuction with the sonic wail of sirens, the coppery smell of blood, cordite and the screams of the dying are a tribute to this great genre.

Carry on.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunate that somebody else already claimed the word ludicrous.

Anonymous said...

I bet the girl's parents are proud of her.

Anonymous said...

The only thing I hear is Tony sucking every ounce of cum out of another worthless pecker.

Anonymous said...

Was he vested at Costco before he lost that high stress job: "Do you want a box with that?"

God! No wonder Kyle could not hack it!

Anonymous said...

Best thing about the Kyle James posts here is seeing Tony struggling to make it sound like anyone give a shit.

Good comedy and getting better.

Anonymous said...

Tony what's this kind of promo on your blog cost?

Bag a weed or something?

Anonymous said...

Kind of like the old days when the promoters would give the DJ's hookers and blow to get a tune into rotation.

Anonymous said...

niggers love white trash. Whos is this whore with this mud monkey?

Byron Funkhouser said...

Did Kyle go to his brother's funeral? Apparently, the father was indulging in ignorance & hatred, & didn't go.

Leo Busca said...

Such ignorant shit from you nobdies on a Sunday. This review makes a good point that KJ is coming along nicely. He's working on a music career while the rest of you are just waiting for handouts from your dead end manual labor jobs. Keep toiling away, boys, it's God's work that you're doing for your betters.

Anonymous said...

More fucking nigger noise...Grunts and clicks.

Anonymous said...

Who's the one doing time? Nor me. Sucks to be toiling doing manual labor, as a free man. And I keep my cutting rights and hunting priveledges. i also don't depend on a jail roof, i have a house over my head.

someday, you'll grow up and realize that nobody wants to hang around a jobless pothead telling stories about the clubs "back in the day" and how you rocked playing xbox.

Anonymous said...

So he is releasing an incomplete and less than stellar product.



Anonymous said...

yup....just MORE nigger noise.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Byron. Just keep scamming the system and shut the fuck up!

Anonymous said...

And 99.99% of Kansas city didn't give a shit

Byron Funkhouser said...

Pussy @ 11:41

Or you'll do what, exactly?

Anonymous said...

Well if he is like me Byron he is collecting a ton of evidence which he is going to turn over to the proper authorities to see what we can do about it.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Do about what? Oh yes, you dumb asses want to pretend that I'm doing something illegal, unethical &/or immoral. Well, I'm not! I'm not scamming, cheating, or lying to the authorities. They have my medical records & they don't care about your opinion. Are you one of those dumb asses who says I'm bothering working people? Tell your mama.

The reason you use the phrase "proper authorities" is because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Social Security has already informed me that my case is no longer reviewable.

Anonymous said...

"Social Security has already informed me that my case is no longer reviewable."

That's the point, you are now fair game in other legal avenues. Silly boy, this will teach you to be such a braggart.

Byron Funkhouser said...

You're full of shit & I'm not a boy. You're just making shit up, trying to get a rise.

You're just an anonymous pussy, making threats at your keyboard. These "proper authorities" will want to know what your interest is in this. What will you tell them? 'He posts comments on blogs, bothering working people.'

Grow up & get a life.

Anonymous said...

Some fairly dope -ass rhymes

Byron Funkhouser said...

P.S. Your opinion on this, as with most things, is irrelevant. How I choose to live is none of your business. My disability is none of your business.

I've noticed that I'm usually harassed on the threads about blacks, dominated by racist haters. That they should hate me too, is hardly surprising, since I won't join their "I hate Niggers Club".

Clearly, I should be everyone in KC's main concern, because you've solved all of your real problems. Right?

Byron Funkhouser said...

Oh yes, congratulations, Kyle. Did you go to your brothers funeral?

Anonymous said...

Do you plan on attending your brother, marks funeral, Byron?
if he should pass before you ..I don't understand what you're getting at ..

Byron Funkhouser said...

I wouldn't be welcome at Mark's funeral, though I doubt that I will outlive him.

Sly & Kyle made an appearance at an LGBT event because that's politics. But, they didn't attend Erick's funeral, because he was gay.

Anonymous said...

There is alot of irony is this album title. A friend of mine said that KJ got picked up last week for felony dui in KC. Anyone else hear about that?

Anonymous said...

How do you know Kyle didn't attend?
And maybe his brother and him didn't get along ..who knows. Maybe it had nothing to do with brother being gay..
you're making assumptions,and you hate when people do that to you.

Anonymous said...

Byron is a jerk and appears like he is pissing the wrong folks off while being clueless on the laws of fraud. Oh in case you're wondering fool, a person does not have to make a statement/deposition claiming an interest in the matter when presenting evidence in possible wrong doings. They just have to present the evidence and the facts to the authorities for them to act upon as they deem necessary. You might what to bone up on this issue a little Byron before blowing out your pie hole.

Mr, Miller again said...

Byron is probably the smartest commenter on this electronic rag.

Anonymous said...

Sure Miller and you probably worship every word from Alonzo.

Anonymous said...

Loser

Byron Funkhouser said...

Ms. 2:49

Since, I'm not committing fraud, I have nothing to fear. You people have decided that I'm not 'really' disabled, but the law says I am. When this law was written the framers had the legally blind in mind. Hence, the phrase, 'the blind & the disabled'.

I don't care how important you think you are, you can not make legal trouble for me (unless you're willing to lie under oath.) I was declared disabled by an administrative law judge (by the way he heard of my fondness for marijuana. He said it didn't change the issue.) End of story. You don't like me? I don't care. You think I'm a fraud? You can misuse any word you like, but that doesn't make it so.

What do Kyle & I have in common? We don't give a shit, especially about your opinion of us.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, what a total nonentity.

Members of the black upper middle class must be gagging when they see this picture of one of their most locally famous products.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, what a total nonentity.

Members of the black upper middle class must be gagging when they see this picture of one of their most locally famous products.

Anonymous said...

I too have heard that KJ was arrested last week for DUI. Don't know what jurisdiction but my information is second-hand from a LE officer so take it w/ a grain of salt.

Anonymous said...

Byron. Sleep tight.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't Sly lay off the streetcar and start being a father?

Anonymous said...

Pot not legal in W.V. Byron. So you are a crook, thief ' pothead, punk that plays chess all day. I would be ashamed. Guess you and your "disabled" wife have none! You talk tuff! I wear glasses also. Lets play a game.

Anonymous said...

I luv-ed Hee-Haw, TKC! Those were the days.

Anonymous said...

Rich kids always leave the worst impression on the working class. They have so much fun and get by with so much stuff that the poor kids can't get by with. Then it's off to prison for the poor.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Ms. 7:55

Just get over it. You're too stupid to understand anything.