Monday, December 30, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! INSIDERS QUESTION: HOW WILL KANSAS COPE WITH COLORADO WEED TOURISM?!?!



Colorado weed shops are soon to start doing a brisk business but neighboring Kansas really isn't prepared for the runoff of marijuana biz according to local newshound insiders nice enough to talk with TKC.

Accordingly . . .

CHECK THIS KANSAS CITY TESTIMONY ASKING TOUGH QUESTIONS REGARDING THE FUTURE IMPACT OF COLORADO WEED BIZ ON NEIGHBORING KANSAS!!!

This analysis is not only insightful but also smokes the rest of the mainstream media news competition in terms of a unique perspective . . .

Kansas Vs. Colorado Weed "Border War" Cropping Up In 2014

Has anyone asked asked Brownback or Kobach about how they will control the border with Colorado after January 1 when recreational marijuana sales are legal?

Colorado is gearing up for tourism increases next year. Regardless of western Kansas pattern of electing over the top tea party leaders like Tim Huelskamp, I'm sure there has to be a few liberal or libertarian tokers out there that will consider making a run for the border to get legal weed.

If the legislature is paranoid enough to propose drug testing welfare recipients, then they should have a plan to actively stem transport of pot into Kansas when the new legalized source opens up right next door. Any pot checkpoints in the future? Kobach seems to think dirty cloths constitute reasonable suspicion, so maybe he can come up with a racial profile to "weed" out the mules.

Back in the day, traditional media outlets would have thought to ask about this. I guess they don't have time now with all the Chiefs and Powerball stories that demand coverage.
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24 Comments:

Anonymous said...

So at least one state figured out how to cope with their declining economy. Maybe KCMO needs to take a junket to Denver and see what they're doing right.

Anonymous said...

The niggers can't go though. At about four thousand feet, their lips burst...

Anonymous said...

Since you have to be a legal resident of Colorado to buy more than a quarter ounce, it's probably not that big of a deal to anybody.

Slanderella 2014: There is always more and it is always worse.

Anonymous said...

Rocky Mountain High it will be

Anonymous said...

Wanna bet that fucking loser Byron moves there

Anonymous said...

a quarter-ounce isn't going to get a cop out of the donut shop parking lot.

more brilliance from tony the master of garbage speculation.

Anonymous said...

Think of the positives if the stoners leave town. There might be an increase in jobs demanding people who have their heads on straight who can deal with reality.

Anonymous said...

Less fuck ups, mistakes, and problems the taxpayer has to flip the bill for also. Let them fuck up in Colorado!

Byron Funkhouser said...

Ms. 3:59

You're annoying me, bitch. You've been trolling this blog for at least three years, but you don't seem to want anyone else to read it, too.

Ms. 4:09

People in Kansas & Missouri don't believe in personal freedom. They only understand wage-slavery, as if the meaning of life were allowing rich people to exploit your labor for profit.

Anonymous said...

Those potheads are going to drive and crash into innocent people.

Anonymous said...

Hope the Chiefs play Denver in the playoffs....

Anonymous said...

Byron. Don't talk about wages. You don't earn them. Thief!

xalti said...

Somebody seems obsessed with Byron. Strange indeed. Maybe an online love connection?

Anonymous said...

Someone, xalti? You mean probably half the readers here have an issue with Byron the phony. I can't stand his views and the way he scams for a free ride but only been here a few months so appears many been here long before me.

Anonymous said...

Byron, die in a fire.

If Slanderella stopped making stuff up, and dealing wih facts, it'd be different. But he doesn't even play fast and loose with the facts, he doesn't even deal with facts at all.

Our purpose - and there are many of us - is to point out in 2014 the many flaws and foibles of a "blog" that deals in false drummed-up rumors and ignorant speculation.

So as you read, readers, consider: is this a factual statement, based on concrete information?

The answer most of the time is going to be no.

There is always more, and it is always worse.

Anonymous said...

I think Byron is ok. At least he has the balls to put his name on here.

Anonymous said...

Byron Is a punk thief that has the balls of a field mouse. He doesn't talk this shit in W.V.

Anonymous said...

Kansas loves filling up it's jails so I don't see a problem with Colorado weed tourism.

Anonymous said...

How many people are in western Kansas? 10?

Anonymous said...

Please won't some one think of the hombres? What will we do when our suburbs are filled with American ingenuity instead of the mass produced ditch weed?

Anonymous said...

Byron. I guess you are broke, wife disabled, etc. One game! If I win you get a job! If I lose… I give you a job. You pick white or black.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I have no intentions of becoming a wage slave at this point in my life.

Byron Funkhouser said...

1.Nc3 ...

Midtown Perv said...

Mmmmmmmmmmm....I would eat Mary Louise's shit as it oozed out her asshole!!!! Wonderful. I wouldn't mind if she pissed on my face either!