Thursday, December 12, 2013

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY WESTPORT TIVOLI CINEMAS DECLARES VICTORY BY WAY OF DIGITAL BEGGING!!!



Today it has been OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED that Tivoli Cinemas in Westport met their Kickstarter fundraising goal and will live to show movies about gay cowboys eating pudding for another day.

The grand fundraising total of $136,393 was actually a bit more than they asked for ($130k) to convert the theaters to digital and possibly showcase more local crappy movies.

And so . . .

TIVOLI WESTPORT EARNS THE KANSAS CITY 2013 TECH VICTORY OF THE YEAR AND GARNERS THE BIGGEST CASH TOTAL BY WAY OF ONLINE BEGGING FUNDRAISING!!!

Photo blasted for social media . . .



There's no shame in it and every Kansas City biz is entitled to fight for survival . . . Credit to this enthusiastic crew of supporters for creating the only cowtown arts movement for 2013 that was somewhat accessible to mainstream moviegoing plebs and didn't require tax subsidy.

More in a bit . . .

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What funny as hell is this gut just got a free loan of 136K for his business he has to never pay back.

Anonymous said...

SO how much do we need to raise online to get Tony a real job and shut down this silly blog?

Hobo said...

About two-fiddy.

Anonymous said...

Caption to that picture.

"Byron has broken through and is on HealtCare.gov!!!!"

Anonymous said...

lots of rich JoCo dbags begging online

tho not all quite reaching their goal

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/99135163/stanford-and-sons-feature-film?ref=live

Anonymous said...

5:06 with a whole lot of win

Anonymous said...

Glazer failed big time and that is some funny fucking shit the GD loser.

Tivoli said...

We want to thank all the idiots out there who gave me your money that I don't ever have to pay back. Now that I have it (the money) I can tell each and everyone of you to french kiss my asshole.