Friday, December 06, 2013

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY MAYORS SLY AND HOLLAND BET 200 BUCKS AND BBQ ON SPORTING KANSAS CITY WIN!!!



It's late Friday afternoon and here's "news" from the office of the KCMO and KCK Mayor regarding a foodie and charity bet for soccer glory . . .

Mayor James and Mayor Holland Team Up for Wager with Mayor Becker of Salt Lake City, Utah and Mayor Dolan of Sandy, Utah


Mayors James and Holland bet on Sporting Kansas City to bring home the Major League Soccer Cup this weekend



Today, Mayor Sly James of Kansas City, Missouri and Mayor Mark Holland of Kansas City, Kansas issued a bet to St. Lake City Mayor Ralph Becker and Sandy Mayor Tom Dolan. Sporting Kansas City is based in Kansas City, Kansas and Real Salt Lake City is based in Sandy, Utah. After Sporting Kansas City clinches the Major League Soccer Cup, Mayor Becker and Mayor Dolan will send to Kansas City a deluxe package of Salt Lake City’s finest gourmet foods.

“Sporting Kansas City is a source of pride for this entire region and I’m looking forward to our team finishing this season strong and bringing home some hardware,” said Mayor James. “Saturday will show us just how “real” Salt Lake City’s game is. Go Sporting!”

“Sporting Park will be #LOUDER than ever on Saturday night. We’re so excited that Kansas City will host two of the biggest soccer matches of the year with the MLS All Star Game and now the MLS Cup,” said Mayor Holland. ”#IBelieveThatWeWillWin! Go Sporting!”

Should the Salt Lake City squad prevail, Mayors James and Holland will send a sampling of Kansas City barbeque to Mayor Becker and Mayor Dolan. However, the local mayors intend to keep that for themselves as they bask in the glory of Kansas City being home to the Major League Soccer Cup winning team. In addition, the losing mayors will make a $200 donation in private funds to the winning mayors local charity of choice.
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19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Like it or not TKC, sporing has a good chance. They are favored to win.

Chet Miquetoast said...

Ohhhh I just love it when these civic leaders bet BBQ on sporting events! I mean, just what sorts of wackiness will they come up with next!?

Anonymous said...

James is beginning to remind me of Famous Amos pitching his cookies.

Anonymous said...

Whatever it takes to keep the sheep distracted from the hard realities ahead I guess.

Chet Marrson said...

Idiots

** Eye Roll ** said...

Who cares? Let's talk about a corrupt Mayor making illegal wagers on a soccer game that is being played in a different state. This man is so tired.

Anonymous said...

If they win they get BBQ. If we win we get to send all the Mormans here back so they'll quit knocking on my door and try to convert me.

Anonymous said...

I believe

Anonymous said...

I believe that

I believe that said...

WE WILL WINNNN!!!!!!

Enzo DiPayday said...

Confetti canons, unbelievably lame pep rally chants, and tha queerbait n the oversized goalie gloves leading the cheers.
What's not to love?

Anonymous said...

We'll lose by two

Anonymous said...

All new stadiums will be on the Kansas side. Thats my bet.

Anonymous said...

I can hardly wait to see how long those pussies will spend flopping around on the tundra faking injuries in the cold.

Anonymous said...

isnt that just kansas city and a mayor nicknamed "sly" all nothing more than a bet?

Anonymous said...

7:57 you owe me a Mac pro. I snorted beer all over mine...

Anonymous said...

The nigger Mayor form KC MISSOURI can't stand that KC KANSAS is getting more attention than his killer side of the state line. Go back and root for your loser Chiefs and Royals

Anonymous said...

It must be rough being black and an illiterate, drug addicted fool, thug and social parasite with no future living in a violent and pathological society where your illegitimate children are condemned to live in the futureless cesspool that you and your kind created. Forgive me that I don't acknowledge your struggle.

Anonymous said...

Was Nelson Mandela a silent movie star or something?