Thursday, December 19, 2013

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY'S RAPPER SON KJ DEBUTS HIS LATEST HIP-HOP TRACK!!! TAKE A LISTEN: ROLL IT. LIGHT IT. BURN IT.



This morning we celebrate a notable Kansas City hip-hop achievement from the youngest son of our Mayor.

To wit . . .

CHECK THE DEBUT TRACK FROM KJ'S "FINALLY OFF PAPERS" DROP!!!

Here it is:

Roll it. Light it. Burn it.

The tune seems to describe a run-in with Johnson County law enforcement that could be related to young KJ's DUI troubles.

Sadly . . .

WE HEAR THAT WILD MAN KJ MIGHT HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN A BIT OF LAW ENFORCEMENT RUCKUS BEHIND THE WHEEL AS RECENTLY AS LAST NIGHT!!!

That wouldn't really be out of character . . .

And whatever the case . . . Right now we have to music to keep us company and entertain before the mainstream media follows up on our hints  . . .



Tell us what you think . . . Actually, listening to this objectively it's clear that KJ has made some progress in his hip-hop skills and seems much more confident and nuanced in his rapping.

Developing . . .

24 Comments:

Anonymous said...

A good beat and some decent lines. Not for everybody but honestly I've heard a lot worse.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, a good beat and easy to dance to..

Anonymous said...

"Nuanced"

Sure, whatever.

Where is the Polar Bear picture with KJ the Knock Out King?

Fuck KJ said...

I am downright sick of this bottom feeding loser getting all the press from TKC. Enough, damn Tony, get off your knees and zip KJ's bags up. Every fucking day it's KJ this KJ that. Hey, this punk is a common fucking criminal with a worthless daddy that has done NOTHING for Kansas City. Fuck !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nivviPcJ3I#t=19 said...

This is a Toy Drive by a black fraternity for charity. You will NOT believe how it turns out.

Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nivviPcJ3I#t=19

KJ could rap about this really great charity.

Anonymous said...

I detect a high level of frustration in the 6:40 post. Hey, the rest of us are frustrated too but what the fuck can ya do? Not a God damned thing. The niggers are in control and you just as well get used to it OR move!!

Anonymous said...

Booooorrrringggg. You will never hear from this kid again once his Dad is no longer in office.

Anonymous said...

Id fuck his girlfriend in the ass, cum on her face, then make Tony suck my shit stanined dick. How you be likin that, boyeeeee Tony?

Marvin Pontiac said...

I don't know, he's no EL-P or Aesop but it's not awful. Not going be his day job that's for sure, anybody can see that.

KJ ain't really my kind of dude, but hell at least the guy's trying to create something. How many clowns just go through life without creating, making, or attempting anything other than passive entertainment/sports fandom?

So due credit to the guy for the drive to make it.

Anonymous said...

I never heard him say Daddy got me out of trouble, because Daddy's the Mayor....
Nobody wants to hear a pompous, priviledged fuck rap about how much of a bad boy he is. Come on

Anonymous said...

7:46 AM thank you for that typical video of Neegros out Having Fun.

I have personally witnessed this same brawl at a black fraternity party in Warrensburg. Truly a native tribal event.

It is something about all black college men gathering and drinking and then a tribal fued breaks out of the tribal dance and antics going on. It is like a Zulu gets offended and then starts a fight with a Watusi.

Of course it is all inchoherent and feral gutteral gruntings and animalistic lunges. Quite something to see. Almost always no whites are allowed because they know these events will turn jungle ape wild.

Anonymous said...

Not like the days when Peter OToole use to bang women in clubs is it?

Anonymous said...

Not like the days when Peter OToole use to bang women in clubs is it?

Anonymous said...

The species has split between rich and poor. What's hard to swallow is KJ is a rich kid and it pains many that KJ can do whatever he likes.

Anonymous said...

11:10, too soon.

Anonymous said...

One talented young mulatto.

Anonymous said...

Get that finger out of her butt crack.

Anonymous said...

Not bad, actually. If you like the hip hop scene.

Anonymous said...

And he got arrested last night on a DUI. State charge I'm told.

No More KJ said...

This guy needs change his style. He should try emo instead. Shame.

Anonymous said...

Not really my thing but clearly more talented than his father.

KJ's zipper said...

KJ...porch monkey rapper wanna-be. Wow, this is breaking news. Off your knees Tony, zip up KJ's bags and wipe your mouth off.

Anonymous said...

Where is the news about his felony DUI ARREST LAST NIGHT!!!???

Anonymous said...

Dont worry KJ daddy will put up the 7000 dollar lawyer fee, he'll also pay for the breathalizer machine in your car, and he'll pay all your probation fees....

Daddy's little wapper will probably spend less than a week in jail.