Friday, December 13, 2013

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY LOGO TWEAK TO CELEBRATE TREACHEROUS STREETS AND SNOW REMOVAL FAIL!!!



Amid this current epoch @ City Hall it seems the residents are more likely to enjoy propaganda and graphic design rather than any substantial investment in infrastructure or neighborhood services.

To wit . . .

CELEBRATE DANGEROUSLY SLICK KANSAS CITY STREETS AND SNOW REMOVAL FAIL WITH THE LATEST TWEAK TO THE NEW KC LOGO!!!

Via Twitter . . .

Today's #FeatureFriday avatar is for the anticipated snow we may get. If you like snow, download it at http://thenewkc.com/kc-logo-assets/

And then . . .

12.13.13 Winter is upon us which means snow and cold at times.
If you like snow, celebrate with this unique KC avatar!


Now . . .

IS THERE ANY DOUBT THAT MAYOR SLY AND CITY HALL HAVE TOTALLY FLUBBED WINTER STREET PREP AND SNOW REMOVAL?!?!? WILL THIS NEAT NEW AND FREE LOGO MAKE UP FOR IT?!?!

Admittedly, the graphics are nice but they don't make up for overwhelming street cleaning failure that has resulted in multiple wrecks today over just a bit of cold weather sleet that could soon get worse.

Developing . . .

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Streets have been way worse than this. Do you remember the Kay Barnes years?

Anonymous said...

Can Emily Elmore drive a snow plow for free too?

This is why they move to JoCo said...

$47K city contract that's totally worth it.

Anonymous said...

When does the train stop here?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure someone can photoshop a little fender damage to the logo to make it more realistic.

Anonymous said...

Good point, 2:50. She relied on global warming to clear the streets, which left more money for Plaza and Briarclif TIFs.

Anonymous said...

Good God, Give it a fucking break! Did somebody in the street dept. ass rape Tony's Mom. Quit your fucking whining about shit that doesn't matter or get off your fat lazy ass and pick up a bag of salt and throw it on your street.

Jack Harry said...

DID 2:50 SAY GAY BARNES?????

Anonymous said...

Streets were much better during the Barnes/Cauthen/Harris administration. Glad to see you pulled your head out for a minute Pat.

Anonymous said...

4:52, are you high? The streets were crap during the Barnes years.

Anonymous said...

Lol lol lol lol lol. Okay, that was a good one.

d-225 said...

Dude, hop on the Toy Train, nice, clean, warm, cool music, cocktails, and stripper poles everywhere. This has "potential" with some forethought. Does Sly have any Pimpin skills ?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure 4:52 is either joking, a member of that administration, or an aged out Baby Boomer who can't remember shit.