Sunday, December 08, 2013

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! ATTENTION D-BAGS: THERE'S STILL TIME TO GET KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY JAMES A BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!



A glorious occasion for the acolytes of Kansas City's top politico is coming soon . . .

Check it:

TOMORROW KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY JAMES CELEBRATES HIS 62ND B-DAY!!! SO THERE'S STILL A FEW MOMENTS TO GO AND BUY HIM A PRESENT!!!



The MOST AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS remind us that the Mayor's FB lists his b-day as December 9, 1951 . . .So I guess, he'll be 62 if he's not fudging the number like the numbers we've heard from the general fund. So that leaves just a little bit of time to pick up our town's most powerful politico something nice . . . I was thinking about one of these roses they sell at convenience stores or maybe a Starbuck's mug . . . Just something that'll prove that we love him more than all of those people complaining about the toy train.

Hopefully, more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discussion, debate, discourse, probably more than our fair share of hateration and all kinds of good stuff . . . STAY TUNED!!!

31 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe a new hat.

Anonymous said...

A weekend in LA at the Grammy's wasn't enough?

Anonymous said...

How about a copy of "City Leadership and Municipal Government For Dummies"?
Boring chapters on public safety, streets and sidewalks, and the actual cost of 20-year bonds.
He apparently aleady has a signed copy of "You Can Fool Most of the People Most of the Time".

Anonymous said...

Bow Ties

Anonymous said...

One way trip to go see Byron

Byron Funkhouser said...

Fuck him. Let rich people buy their own toys.

Anonymous said...

Byron is trash talking a nigger?

Byron Funkhouser said...

Anon 8:21

You see a 'nigger', I see a rich man, dummy.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Byron on this one. Traditionally I believe Christmas is the proper time to offer a gift/bribe to your local government officials, dating back to roman times.

Ape in a Tree said...

Does he favor slightly green stalks of bananas ?

Musty said...

Hey Byron, nobody gives a flying fuck what you think or see...basement dweller.

Anonymous said...

Byron from green leaf construction? who's using an American Indian status with 164/1068th blood quantum to a state recognized tribe from Kansas and partners with Jim Metlack who's actually sunning himself in Arizona but his company is carrying Byrons 8a status because it expired? that Byron?

Anonymous said...

It do sound like him

k.c.couch potato said...

Whats with all the new field reporters on Fox4?

Anonymous said...

Like the idea on the book to show him how to do his job.

Anonymous said...

I'll NOT be offering the Mayor any birthday gifts, seeing as how he doesn't give me any, and in fact he heads the municipal government which STEALS 1% of my earnings each year!

The best I can do is to offer him some words from his favorite rapper Tech N9ne's 2013 Something Else album, single "Priorities":

You got the shit, mhhm
Where it's at then?,
Nigga fuck you,
Bitch ass nigga,
Hated enemies ready to finish me,
government wanna limit these

Orphan of the Road said...

How about a big, bag-o-dicks for the Mare?

He gave the taxpayers a red-hot poker up the wazoo so it is appropriate.

Anonymous said...

....like a train isn't enough

Midtown KC Rug Muncher said...

That's smarts!

Anonymous said...

buy him a copy of KJs newest rap cd called. "Ma Nigga Daddy Said I Was Born Dis Way"

Anonymous said...

I didnt know it was his bday tomorrow, but after I take my morning shit, I will wrap it and send it to him, but it could be a waste of a shit because after he unwraps it, I doubt he would understand the point, in fact he might think its summer sausage and share it with his constituents at city hall, so it could be a great Monday for the local gov.

Sheep said...

You pathetic dickwads don't even know when Tony is playing you like sheep.

There is not story here. He knows raising a pic of the Mayor is worth 22 hater comments, 14 racist rants, and 6 comments at Tech9.

And you all fall in line so he can do the same shit another day, because you serve to fill the need for relevance in his own mind.

Must have been a real low esteem day on Sunday, because of his post in response to his post of a local female. That go weigh in from the cum guy and his ilk.

Baaaaaah

Marvin Pontiac said...

06:36, and yet you wouldn't start your day any other way than right here. Oh, the self loathing you feel must be immense!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for resisting the urge to comment, 6:36. In light of your insights, wouldn't want you to add to the comment count.

Anonymous said...

How about a fresh order of some neck bones? Collared greens too??

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 6:36, for your unsolicited, "who gives a fuck what you think, now go finish jacking off into the kitchen sink" opinion.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure about 62? He looks a lot older than that.

636 said...

Monday check in. Hater and low self esteem indicators at high today.

Shit, you sheep sure can dish it out but not take it.

Moving on to relevancy........

Now, go get me a cheese burger.

Anonymous said...

What a waste of jibberish on KJ's white ass kissin, buck dancin minstrel shine Daddy.

Have you tards no shame 'tall

Anonymous said...

The perfect birthday present: A new city manager, and new department directors for public works, water, parks, aviation, and general services.

Anonymous said...

12:13, you forgot human resources and neighborhoods.