Tuesday, December 24, 2013

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY MERCHANTS ARMED AGAINST RECENT ROBBERY AND VIOLENT SPREE!!!



Recent robberies and violent crime have inspired Kansas City merchants to start talking about guns.

This story isn't great for business because nobody wants to spend money in a shooting gallery so we'll simply relay the essentials of recent conversations with only a hint at specifics that local newseis can follow-up on after the holiday.

To wit . . .

FROM THE CROSSROADS TO MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY THERE HAS BEEN A NOTABLE CRIME SPREE THAT HAS INCLUDED A STRING OF ROBBERIES AND VIOLENT ASSAULTS WHICH PRETTY MUCH RUINED X-MAS FOR MERCHANTS!!!

This is important public info and so far we've confirmed these facts with no less than three shopkeeps talking about the troubling deets.

Amid the Kansas City X-mas shopping season we've heard about assaults against shoppers, late night brake-ins and more than a few scammers stalking their targets near local places of biz.

Accordingly . . .

THE RESPONSE AMONG MANY KANSAS CITY MERCHANTS HAS BEEN MORE THAN A BIT OF GUN TALK AMID CALLS FOR UNITY AND COOPERATION WITH LOCAL BIZ TO REPORT CRIME AND SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY!!!

Nobody really disagrees with the second part of that equation but it's the gun-play aspect that might pique the interest of more than a few people.

So far there hasn't been a gun buying spree but TKC confirms that more than one local merchant is packing heat and neighboring biz seems grateful of this fact.

A quote . . .

"Yeah, ######### has a big-ass gun and just about everybody knows that . . . Hate to say it, but it makes me feel just a bit safer with all of the skeevy people hanging around lately."

For the average shopper . . . None of this is gonna make a difference. But, once again, we're hoping that this post provides a wake-up call to our political elite to the reality of business development in Kansas City which should start with maintaining services to neighborhoods and not building expensive toy train streetcars or developing biz with lawyers in mind. These notes should evoke a realization that Kansas City's violent crime problem doesn't stop at the urban core. The impact of homicide totals and gun violence ripple throughout the metro area and this holiday season presented a clear and present danger to small biz.

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

TKC, did you see the line of cars heading south of 35 and shopping in JoCo instead of KCMO? That's the real reality of economics in your cowtown, that's what you should report.

Anonymous said...

Kalishnakov.

Anonymous said...

Say NO to Gun control

Anonymous said...

The shoppers looked pretty insane Sunday at Oak Park Mall.

Anonymous said...

I would no sooner shop in Killa City during the holidays than I would drive in Killa City after dark the rest of the year. You'd have to be crazy or suicidal.

I tried to shop yesterday at one of the big malls in the JoCo. But I couldn't. There were dozens of cars trying to park in huge lots that had literally NO empty spaces. Each of my Christmas gift recipients will get a card with a small check in it instead of a proper gift. Yeah, I know: it's not the result of decades of poor government, it's the busiest shopping day of the year, and I was stupid to expect anything different.

I feel sorry for people who do business or live in KCMO. The sad reality is that there's not much to be done about it except move. All the boutique trains and performing arts centers in the world can't turn around a city that's become a kill zone.

Anonymous said...

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! ALONZO TOLD ME SOMETHING AND I ACCEPTED IT AS FACT!!!

With no store names, and no names of actual people to back this up, I can only assume it is phony.

That's what real people do. They find people to stand behind their suppositions with facts, and there are no facts here.

No names, no facts. No story.

Anonymous said...

The 7-11 at 63rd and Oak was robbed at gun point Sunday morning. The robbers went down the street and robbed an auto parts store and were caught by the police. I feel sorry for the people that work at that 7-11, they seem to get held up frequently.

Anonymous said...

This story smells of being done by Glazer is short just more bullshit.

Anonymous said...

We don't need gun control, but rather, nigger control. They're the animals committing ninety per cent of these crimes...

Anonymous said...

What no posts of gut sickening self aggrandizing "don't know shit about noting" Looooozer Lonzo to tell us some negro will rob some homes an rape some white womin on Xmas eve an all???

Agrippa said...

I think the point here is to be careful and stay alert when shopping. That's good advice in any locale.

Some of the trolls here are getting far too carried away with themselves. There's no conspiracy theories at work here gents. Sorry to disappoint but this info matches up with police reports. Hint: Anybody bother to see 5 robberies in the Crossroads in the past month. Right along the street car line that's supposed to spring up. There's your Christmas story TKC.

Have a good one.

Anonymous said...

You know what they call an unarmed person in KC MO? besides an idiot your a VICTIM!
Any of you gun hating pussies want to put your name and address on here and see if anybody comes to visit you knowing your a soon to be victim. I don't expect to see one name on here from the hypocrite assholes that you are.

Anonymous said...

Only civilized countries acknowledge the right to bear arms and defend yourself.

Anonymous said...

Wonder how the Buy Black vendors are doing? Are they getting robbed, too?

Anonymous said...

arm yourself, that is the only solution.

Anonymous said...

What is this robbery spree? Sounds like a fabrication.

Anonymous said...

keep your head in the sad pilgrim!

Anonymous said...

That sort of thing don't go on round' here!!!