THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! CRAPPY GIFTS FOR KANSAS CITY CELEBS!!!
It's not even close to crunch time for last minute Christmas shopping in Kansas City.
One year, I'm pretty sure that I made all my x-mas purchases @ the neighborhood gas station in less than 10 minutes. This year we've actually got a bit of time to plan given the treacherous streets and because I don't want to look at Kansas City ice photos posted on social media or get bummed out by idiots robbing thrift stores.
To wit . . .
CHECK OUT THE EPIC X-MAS LIST OF CRAPPY GIFTS FOR KANSAS CITY CELEBS!!!
Proving that even po'folk can celebrate the birthday of baby Jesus with the Kansas City civic elite.
Check our quick and dirty list:
City Council Dude Russ Johnson: Gently used copy of "How To Win Friends And Influence People" by Dale Carnegie.
Kansas City Dead Tree Media Dude Yael Abouhalkah - Nose Hair Trimmer
Mayor Pro Tem And 5th District At-Large Council Lady Cindy Circo - Gift Certificate To SuperCuts
3rd District At-Large Council Lady Melba Curls - Post-It Reminder Notes
Former Parks Board Dude John Fierro Planning A Council Run - Turtle Wax
Union Station Honcho George Guastello - Oven Mitts For Playing Hot Potato
Mayor Sly James - Prank Spinning Bow Tie
Power Broker Jason Grill - Skele-Toes
Rapper Tech N9ne - The Christmas Music Of Johnny Mathis
Weather Hottie Erin Little - Family Size Bag Of Honey BBQ Cheetos Puffs Just For Her.
Please feel free to suggest your own gifts that'll probably be more mean-spirited than anything else and not cheeky and fun.
And so, that's my shopping list and this intense X-mas planning has inspired tonight's Kansas City playlist for dangerous local streets.
As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday Night.