High art meet high art for this annual Kansas City celebration catering to the culture of the 1%.
Accordingly . . .
CHECK OUT THIS HIGH FASHION GUIDE TO THE UPCOMING NELSON-ATKINS MUSEUM OF ART PARTY ARTY EVENT!!!
Check it:
"Party Arty Mirage" - How To Dress (Nelson-Atkins Museum)
Director deets to the high-class Kansas City party . . .
"Kansas City fashion gurus from Paolini Garment Company, feng, and Standard Style give us a look into how to dress for Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art's event, Party Arty Mirage. Each designer showcases three different looks for the Mirage theme - ranging from subtle yet vibrant to extremely unique. Be sure to buy your tickets to this year's event on January 18, 2014."
Unfortunately, I don't see any baseball cap styling . . . So TKC will not be attending . . . We won't call it a boycott but more of a silent protest against the Butler building disguised Kansas City creative expression.
$60 million dollar architecturally masturbatory butler buildings so KC "creatives" can play runway model wearing 2008 fashions.
ReplyDeleteThose buildings are still shockingly devoid of actual art, but one can't split hairs, right?
Careful what you say, some gay will be ripping Tony a new one for you saying nasty comments.
ReplyDeleteA gathering of Obama loving drones. Full of gay hipster fumes, and women pretending to care what anyone other than themselves has to say!
ReplyDeleteI'm wearing a Mark Allen body bag.
ReplyDeleteI'll be the one slathered in BBQ sauce wearing a sandwich board reading "Bring Back the McRib!!"
ReplyDeleteI'll be getting all the looks....I guarantee it!
I'll be attending sans clothing, except for a bowtie round my John Thomas! Talk about a style trendsetter!
ReplyDeletei was at the art museum the other day. a curator explained to a group of women that an artist lived between aspen and new york. one of them said, gosh thats a long way, could you be any more specific?
ReplyDeletemoral of the story the rich arent that bright either most of the time
I have my seat bought and paid for and will be there. But first I am doing to hit every taco truck I can find then swing by burger Mary's and top it off with something from Grinders. Then I will go to the show ready to share with all those snobs what a true fart smells like. And I mean I will funk that place. Those plush seats will silence the loudest of them.
ReplyDelete5:40, I don't get it.
ReplyDelete6:27, Claire? Is that you?
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Mr. Tony,
ReplyDeleteDear Lordy, who would think to tell an Art Patron how to dress? Oh my, I would not be caught dead in any of those suggestions, but I would not critique the wearer of such garb.
We go to the event to visit with other art lovers of all stripes, not to fit in some convoluted image as presented by this misguided clip.
Dear Fashion Guy...F- You. I dress as I please and am pleased to chat with anyone, no matter their stylistic bent nor economic status.
12:08 SWEET!!!!
ReplyDeletei wanna look like a faggot!!!!!
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