Monday, December 09, 2013

MILEY CYRUS TWERKS SANTA AND LET'S GET BACK TO THE KANSAS CITY GRIND!!!



Miley Cyrus shakes her moneymaker and ruins Santa for everybody . . . Also, here are the Kansas City mainstream media links we're checking this morning . . .

- Tragically, Kansas City Can't Drive In The Snow: Pile-ups reported across the metro

- Sunflower State Politico Slapfight: Roberts, GOP foe squabbles over ethics

- Political Correctness In Belton Highlights NFL Corporate Hypocrisy: Sonic apologizes for 'scalp the Redskins' sign outside Belton drive-in

- Babies Are Dying Amid Austerity, African-American Children At Triple The Rate: Rural areas in Kansas see higher infant mortality rates

- Kansas City School Closings For One Inch Of Snow . . . NO KIDDING!!!



- New York Times: Quarterbacking at Missouri Requires Team-First Mentality

- Star Backs The Status Quo: Strong foundation built for anti-crime program in Kansas City

- Credit Where It's Due . . . Searching For Somebody Besides A White Broad: Police seek information on missing KU student

- Good News: ‘Shop With a Cop’ gives to needy kids

- Nipple-y Kansas City: Work week off to a bitterly cold start



AND WE'RE BACK!!!

As always, this is just another OPEN THREAD for off-topic insights and all kind of other stuff.

More in a bit . . .

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like Santa is coming more than once this year.

Anonymous said...

Nor can one post "I'd do her" in response to a coworkers photo on Facebook.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather do Santa.

Anonymous said...

I'll be unwrapping my Christmas gifts while wearing protective gloves, TYVM.

Anonymous said...

That little "Milly" cunt, is a piece of work. She'll be an old "dirty leg" in no time. Actually, she's fairly close already.

Anonymous said...

At this rate she'll be Sly's guest at next year's tree lighting.

Hannah Montana said...

That skank Miley killed me.

Anonymous said...

Some friends of mine have a dog that does the same thing when she's in heat.

Anonymous said...

That Miley hillbilly chick is more narley than a bus load of Chiefs cheerleaders.

Chief BigChew Redman said...

RE: SONIC Corp.

How!

Sonic in Belton speak with forked tongue and snake's venom about my people. To bad White Man company from Oklahoma not learn lesson from his forefathers. Many moons ago, your grandfather spoke words of skunk oil about my tribe and he was taken by our raiding party and given a flat-top haircut before being staked naked to an armadillo den.

This time we will accept your apology, but if it happens again before the 12th full moon rises in the sky, we shall unite the tribes and massacre your people of the skate-feet, and burn your houses of the burger-fries.

May your next squaw be as hairy as a Sasquatch, with nether regions overgrown with porcupine quills!!

Anonymous said...

fuck the redskins GO SONIC

Anonymous said...

id nut in miley.