Wednesday, December 25, 2013

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2013 KANSAS CITY!!!



Even on our off day we posted more relevant stuff for Kansas City than anybody else in town this morning. Natch.

We've got a couple more things to take care of today but right now we're going to be inspired by the miracle of Candice Swanepoel and her booty.

Oh yeah . . . And just so we don't forget . . .

MERRY CHRISTMAS KANSAS CITY AND ALL THE KICK-ASS TKC READERS, TIPSTERS, INSIDERS AND OTHER KICK-ASS DENIZENS OF OUR BLOG COMMUNITY . . . EVEN THE D-BAGS WHO READ MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE OUR CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED FREE SPEECH GOODNESS!!!

Today we're grateful for:

- The 1st Amendment

- Informed Debate About Free Speech And The American Culture War

- The Cooperative Community Ethos Of Our Online Adventures . . . New York Times: Is the Internet a Mob Without Consequence?

To wit . . .

WE'RE STARTING THIS KANSAS CITY CHRISTMAS WITH SOME IRREVERENT VIDEO FEATURING OUR FAVORITE JESUS REFERENCES ON HIS B-DAY!!!

Feel free to click and play on and on for posterity . . .



Hopefully, more in a bit . . . God willing. 

71 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas D-bag.

Anonymous said...

Or not.

chuck said...

Feliz Navidad Tony. Help your mom in the kitchen to day.

:)

Byron Funkhouser said...

Happy Saturnalia & Merry Giftmas, everybody!

Anonymous said...

And merry Christmas all you fucking niggers.

Love,

the n-word guy.

Anonymous said...

Merry Xmas tkc and all of the tkc commenters(youtooN word Guy)
I use the word occasionally myself on here.

Long time tkc
Reader.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all the KICK ASS TKC TIPSTERS! !!!!

Anonymous said...

And happy Kwanzaa, sly

Anonymous said...

" God willing " ????
Are you fucking kidding me? God wouldn't have one thing to do with this blog.

Anonymous said...

Merry fucking Christmas!

The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth said...

Merry Christmas Tony

Merry Christmas to the d-bags

Merry Christmas chuck

(Tony, What happened to Superdave, hope he is well)

Anonymous said...

Tony making a profit from this thing yet?

Anonymous said...

Linus had it correct. To those who open themselves up to the message,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeVDOu2_Fuc

Anonymous said...

“Going to Kansas City. Hope I don’t get shot, mugged, or killed. Just kidding. I’m white!”

Anonymous said...

Off course the 4th Admendment has been destroyed thanks to both state and federal government, but who really believed the Constitution had to be in stone, eh?

Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Seven Days until the bills for this shit made in China come due.

Happy New Year

Anonymous said...

“Going to Kansas City. Hope I don’t get shot, mugged, or killed. Just kidding. I’m white!”

Brilliant summary!

Anonymous said...

Unless you got rug rats and work as a slave for some corporate chain gang blighting block after block in our city Christmas is actually pretty boring and uninspiring.

Anonymous said...

Dave is suffering from "wilsuns syndrome"
Symptoms include :unreasonably high opinion of one's self.

Illusions of thinking of oneself as a "writer"

Making profusely weak and stupid comments.

Grandiose thoughts, trying to convince others that oneself is a bad mock,not to be trifled. Very sensitive to criticism.

When made called out on their bullshit, will usually resort to feelings of sorrow for themselves, grandiose, idle threats, followed by shame, depression, ego deflation sulking and isolating, sometimes just from great embarrassment.

Their is no cure, but drs recommend that
Those with the "syndrome" refrain from the internet, completely.

Campo said...

Nobody cares about Dave. More people care about bewbs.

Thanks for the funnies and the news.

Merry Christmas TKC.

Anonymous said...

Every 21-year-old on the planet is going to move to Colorado for the legal weed.

So the next thing we will hear is we need to be not like Portland, but like Denver from our clueless leadership.

Anonymous said...

I was hoping I would make it the whole day without calling someone an asshole but then 10:13 had to mess up my day. Thanks Asshole!

Anonymous said...

Colorado Legislative Council projected it would generate nearly $70 million in additional state tax revenue next year from weed sales.

That's almost enough to pay for a basic toy train to haul the stoner's around to all the weed stores!

Anonymous said...

I doubt we are going to see weed legalized in Missouri.

Especially since taxpayers seem to enjoy being reamed up the ass so much,

Anonymous said...

10:25 NO,thank you..it was my pleasure.

Anonymous said...

First Colorado Pot Shops Open Next Week.

Toni Bones is in Colorado right now. Will she return to KC or remain stoned for like in Colorado?

Anonymous said...

Stoned for Life sorry

Anonymous said...

The food industry shouldn't be complaining. Maybe a business chain called munchies heaven would work.

Anonymous said...

You people can't even be civil for one day. I as well have wondered what SD is up to. But then people who like to think they are just so much better than everyone else have to make stupid hateful comments when very uncalled for. I'm sure neither one of you two are no where close to perfect either.

Anonymous said...

The thing about pot smokers is, the main decision they've made is to escape real life challenges and instead stay in a a drug induced stupor. No wonder American schoolchildren rank next to some banana republic in international assessments. American high-tech companies import foreign specialists and lobby for more visas because all those "successful" potheads are useless.

k.c.couch potato said...

Jesus musta been a TALL mofo! He TOWERS over Charlton Heston in "Ben Hur", and ol Chuck was 6'4"...

Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

10:39 peel away all the commercialism and it's just another day like any other.

Anonymous said...

Santa without a doubt is enjoying a nice big fat blunt today after a long nights work!

The Ghost Of Santa said...

Happy Christmas bitches.

Anonymous said...

When is the city going to put some sand down on our side streets?

Anonymous said...

Never

Anonymous said...

Hoping James and Johnson and the rest of the crew have a lousy Christmas.

Anonymous said...

But your getting your toy train 10:52!

Anonymous said...

Thrilling. Look forward to corporate chain gangs blighting our streets along the route.

Anonymous said...

They can't be any worse than H+R Block 10:56

Anonymous said...

I asked Santa for Kris Kobach's fat sausage underneath my Christmas tree. Lyin' bastard didn't bring it.
I will be out giving free blowjobs in the men's room at

Anonymous said...

Stretch can advertise on the side of the toy trains now. Since he's caved in and given up.

Anonymous said...

Stretch isn't exactly Gordon Ramsey in the cooking department.

Anonymous said...

First (and last) time I tried Grinders the food nauseated me. How can people eat that shit?

Anonymous said...

You have to condition yourself, and your stomach to handle it.

Anonymous said...

Have yourself a very merry xxxx mas.

Anonymous said...

Is McDonalds open today? Need a christmas meal.

Anonymous said...

Quick trip is serving. Get a christmas microwave burrito dude!

Anonymous said...

Well, back to the grind to pay off the credit card bills the next four months.

Campo said...

Weirdness. I don't know what the hell any of this means but Merry Christmas KC!

Anonymous said...

Everyone sign up for their Obamacare?

Anonymous said...

New ObamaCare fees coming in 2014!

Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Anyone want to buy some Bitcoins?

Ponzi said...

Bitcoins are just tulips in disguise

Anonymous said...

Santas Twerk Shop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSLCtDbKImY

Mr. Amigo's said...

Me doing the work Tony no want to do today.

Anonymous said...

Blogging is not work.

And you're just spamming.

Merry Christmas loser.

Bwahahahaahahahahahahahaaha!!!

Streetcar Neighbors said...

Good news for #KCstreetcar expansion: Kraske says Mayor James is "an overwhelming favorite" to win re-election in 2015.

Mr. Amigo's said...

No no no! We do work lazy Americans not want to do!

Anonymous said...

Overwhelming favorite? So he'll get 38,265 votes again for a win in 2015? With 20 percent of the City's registered voters voting?

Poncho James said...

How bout them Chiefs?

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzz

Matt Stubleface said...

How bout three big Christmas cheers for your toy train!!!

Hip hip hooray!!!
Hip hip hooray!!!
Hip hip hooray!!!

Supreme Court rocks dudes!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to my white trash friend Craig Glazer.

A white trash person revels in being stupid, is proud of it in fact. A white trash person is never ever wrong and never ever to blame. A white trash person is always the victim and never the perpetrator. A truly white trash person does not even know they are white trash. If you think you are white trash, you are probably not, for that means you have lowliness of mind, a white trash person actually has an monomaniacal Ego. They often will try to imitate others that they feel are intellectual or artistic and emulate what they think are socially desirable traits, however their work will have little soul or substance.

An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Byron Funkhouser you Governmooching jerk.
1. The act of living off government welfare.
2. Exploiting government welfare for profit.
Yes Byron you are blind, your blinding stupidity never ceases to amaze me...

Anonymous said...

You can't wish Glazer a Merry Christmas. That don't fly with jews.

Santa Claus said...

I hate niggers.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Christmas where Christians had to invent Santa Clause to get kid to even give a shit about Jesus. ...and we've been that way every since.

Anonymous said...

12:47 I think that was part of the jab as well

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, Tony! Thank you for all of the stories you write that uncover the garbage goings-on in local government. Underneath the scantily clad chicks and some of the less intelligent commenters, you educate readers about moves local elected officials and non elected hired hands regularly try to get away with. Sometimes your posts have been effective in getting these things stopped.

Happy New Year and keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

I second everything that 5:01 said. Thanks in particular, Tony, for staying on top of surveillance issues, corruption and conflict of interest stories, and MOSTLY for taking a stand against the relentless exploitation of the young, whether through open attacks on public education on both sides of the border, the demand to perform unpaid internships that you have to borrow students loans to access, and the shit wages that have more of us back in our parents basements. not to mention the exploitation of athletes on both the college and pro level.
i know its not festivus, but im glad for tonys free speech zone, where we can air our greivances against this crumbling empire.
as the capitalists say, happy holidays!