Saturday, December 21, 2013

Making The Kansas City Saturday Sale



TKC isn't adverse to adverts as long as they're labeled and at least attempt creativity.

Like it or not, our new hyper-capitalist American morality dictates that nothing gets done until a sale is achieved.

Accordingly . . .

Here are some of the most entertaining digital pitches circulating around the Kansas City Internets on this Saturday morning . . .

Check one more waterside clip that reminds us Kansas City, Kansas is kind of underwater when it comes to their development schemes.



Still, the angles are impressive in this video which reminds us that warmer weather isn't so far away in the grand scheme of things and for those lucky enough to survive the Winter.

Schlitterbahn's Verr├╝ckt Sneak Peak. Opening in Kansas City Summer 2014!

And then . . .

Some really sweet animation for those celebrating a drunken Irish Christmas . . .



The pitch for this pre-order discount reminds us that music from the Emerald Isle is what keeps Kansas City coming back to this favorite local tradition.

Your Christmas Gift from The Kansas City Irish Fest!

One more regarding on the topic of Kansas City public education . . .



Union and Democratic Party operatives rally to save the UNACCREDITED KCPS and call out "corporate" Interests . . .

Reclaiming the Promise in Kansas City

Youtube deets:

"Community members, teachers and students in Kansas City came together on a cold December evening to call for a fully-funded public education for all children. The rally was especially prescient with the release of emails from the state superintendent showing a rigged bidding process to hand control of K.C. schools to CEE Trust, a corporate education reform business."
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All of these pitches are pretty good and reminds us that there's always a unique selling proposition at play in Kansas City.

More in a bit . . .

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you driven by that water slide at night while it's lit up? Looks like a pant-shitting experience.

tv guide said...

Tonys KC-paid advertisements
-(cc) (spielspeak) Tony is still gripped by the delusion that he has integrity for not taking "adverts"; Tony has a hearty breakfast of "bangers", then goes to the "loo".

Chester The You Know Who said...

I don't want ads. I want boobs.

Norm Chompsky said...

You heard it here first and I'll say it again - that slide claims a life in its inaugural season. I still say it'll be a morbidly obese person - although I haven't ciphered out the details. No way those engineers factored in for maximum cornfed stupidity.

Anonymous said...

That thing is so long if someone does shit their pants halfway down who in hell goiing to clean it up, the next person through? Not like the person getting off is going to yell, Hey I just shit all over up there."

Anonymous said...

Not much of interest here today.

Anonymous said...

And yet you just can't stay away.

Anonymous said...

Got to love the Unified Crooks. Whenever some of the City Hall backroom screw deals are uncovered, they start advertising what a great this or that is in KCK.

There's nothing great about anything over here. When this cesspool needs some way to attract paying customers.

Anonymous said...

UG is operating on a ponzi scheme. Feds are going to freak when they get a look at the debt ratio. That will happen right after the bonds go sour.

Anonymous said...

No way those boobs on Christina Hendricks are real.

Anonymous said...

I don't see the Feds freaking out over much.

So far, KCK is glowing from the ball kickers winning a piece of shiny metal. We love us some shiny new objects that rips us off and fills the bank accounts of a few.

Actually, I loved the T-bones deal. Dennis Hays and his magic wand at work behind closed door. First words out of his mouth "it's legal".

Just like this water slide, millions to a few, enjoyment for a few and paid by the many.