KANSAS CITY CHRISTMAS EVE ADVISORY!!! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT AND KILL SANTA!!!



Here's a holiday message that seems apropos given our current spike in deadly Kansas City violence at the end of the year . . . Also, it's nice to contrast saccharine mainstream newsie fare that's far too family friendly to be important.

Anyhoo . . .

AUTHORITIES, COMMUNITY ACTIVISTS AND CONCERNED RESIDENTS ADVISE KANSAS CITY RESIDENTS TO REFRAIN FROM SHOOTING AT SANTA THIS EVENING!!!

Already Santa has taken some fire today . . . But given the Duck Dynasty hot mess . . . It's understandable that residents might fear some white guy with a long beard hovering over local skies.

Locals shoot innocent joggers, pets and children so the fear of Santa taking a bullet is very real.

Be advised . . .

Shooting Santa will not make Kansas City safer and given the uptick in this year's Christmas culture war, talk of Santa's whiteness and the ongoing decline of the American middle-class . . . There's no guarantee that he won't shoot back.

Comments

  1. You silly bastid.

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  2. Fucking A he will shoot back

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  3. You think the North Pole doesnt have conceal and carry? Shiiiiiiiit. His sleigh is supposedly made by Northrop Grumman so you better watch out.

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  4. better title = Santa goes on a rampage in CK.

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  5. Merry Christmas Tony.

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  6. I shot the Santa/but I swear it was in self defense/I shot the Santa/and They say it was a capital offence

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