KANSAS CITY CHRISTMAS EVE ADVISORY!!! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT AND KILL SANTA!!!
Here's a holiday message that seems apropos given our current spike in deadly Kansas City violence at the end of the year . . . Also, it's nice to contrast saccharine mainstream newsie fare that's far too family friendly to be important.
Anyhoo . . .
AUTHORITIES, COMMUNITY ACTIVISTS AND CONCERNED RESIDENTS ADVISE KANSAS CITY RESIDENTS TO REFRAIN FROM SHOOTING AT SANTA THIS EVENING!!!
Already Santa has taken some fire today . . . But given the Duck Dynasty hot mess . . . It's understandable that residents might fear some white guy with a long beard hovering over local skies.
Locals shoot innocent joggers, pets and children so the fear of Santa taking a bullet is very real.
Be advised . . .
Shooting Santa will not make Kansas City safer and given the uptick in this year's Christmas culture war, talk of Santa's whiteness and the ongoing decline of the American middle-class . . . There's no guarantee that he won't shoot back.