Sunday, December 29, 2013

In Defense Of TKC Hotties!!!



Let's deal with an ongoing site issue raised by the more than a few reserved members of our blog community who object to our appreciation of the female form.

To wit . . .

AS ALWAYS TKC REMAINS COMMITTED TO SHARING THE HOTNESS OF OUR FAVORITE MODELS WHO SERVE TO BRING CURVY CONTEXT TO THE STORY OF KANSAS CITY!!!

We reiterate this point given a pointed question:

"Good grief, Tony, the writing is fine but the pictures are depraved.  Do you want your daughters to see your site?"

Answer:

- Any TKC offspring would have bigger problems than online pix that don't even include a nipple. The Victoria's Secret catalog is probably racier than some of our favorite images.

- TKC Hotties are reminiscent of Page 3 models in our favorite Brit tabloid publications that have far more fun with the news than American counterparts.

- This is a blog and journaling hotties to give context to the local news is an honest and accurate reflection of how we view this wicked little town.

Somewhere in the archives there's a text only version of this blog that I'll relink. But as we head into the new year we remain dedicated to hotties of so many shapes and sizes (but mostly blonde and curvy) in order to not only tell our story of Kansas City but also tweak this town just a bit more than most other news-y outlets. Natch.

42 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Good grief....how many people under 18 really look here for those kind of pics when there is much worse anywhere on the internet!!

Anonymous said...

Thinned skinned bunch of assholes. You see far worse on TV and at the local pool. I hate people who know what a site is about but then want to do nothing but bitch but what it is about. If you don't like it you don't have to read it and for damn sure we don't want to see you in here judging it all the time.

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize that Craig, Alonzo, or KJ were fertile. That rules out TKC's best chances of getting laid.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Most of these women are not 'hotties'. I suspect that that's part of the point. After all, its a take on Kansas City.

To paraphrase Miss Sweety Pie I've gotten over the shock & now I just ignore them (usually).

Anonymous said...

go shit in your mouth Byron. nobody cares what you think you nasty hillbilly faggot.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Ms. 2:54

Nobody cares what you think, moron.

Anonymous said...

I personally applaud Tony for showing a variety if of women. He gives equal exposure to the gals that got a little meat on the bone, but just as beautiful as any of the other's ..thanks T.I like curves, and a bit of a belly doesn't bother me in the least. In fact, ,more pics of "real women"would be nice.

Byron Funkhouser said...

The Steelers won, Miami is losing, Baltimore is losing. If Kansas City wins today, then Pittsburgh will be in the playoffs.

Since Pittsburgh can beat Kansas City, KC should lose on purpose.

Joel Olsteen said...

Sweet Jesus. Just how does this suburban housewife think every female television anchorbunny got their job, by being the best at reading a teleprompter? Of course not. It's because while they're telling us about some train derailment somewhere we can follow those bare legs up to that short shirt, and then just imagine that golden ticket piece of trim they're sitting on.

Anonymous said...

Joel, after reading your comment and then thinking of Lara on Channel 9, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Anonymous said...

307 FTW

Anonymous said...

I was thinking BOGO and got a stiffy.

Anonymous said...

They think the women are bad but the likes of Glazer is ok?

You have some really fucked up readers Tony. Oh wait I knew that. I see one of them posted twice already here.

Anonymous said...

The TV does Lara no justice. In person she is smokin

Anonymous said...

T...fuck them....first site I read daily is this one...I'm 47 happily married and earn over 10 k monthly...

Anonymous said...

Fuckin peanuts dude

Anonymous said...

Byron, you've never even came close to bagging a "hottie"like the gal shown above ..lolz ..puleeeaze! !

Anonymous said...

Amazing what that jerk can see but can't work either, phony fuck.

Anonymous said...

I like that TKC doesn't just show stick figures. One suggetion: what about your hetero women followers? How but some male hotties or at least some male hotties alongside the female hotties? You know - equality and all.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Ms. 5:33

Do you know what binocular vision is? And do you know why that's relevant?

Anonymous said...

You know how they train hottie future TV news readers at the journalism schools: "That's the camera, hon. You need to always look at it as if you want to suck it." Ask any j-prof: the only journalism students who have a chance at a future in journalism are young, female and hotttt. In fact, about 99 percent of the kiddies still in j-schools (yeah, there still are j-schools, for some reason) meet that description.

Anonymous said...

Shit, you all really think this is a real matter/issue? If yes, you are dumber than a box of rocks.

Tony is spinning up hits and posts and this is the best he got.

Lemmings.

Anonymous said...

So in other words,

Slanderella 2014: There is always more and it is always worse.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Choke!!

Overtime ...

Anonymous said...

Get some pics of hot MEN on here.
That don't mean that you are gay, Tony.
I AM gay and like looking at hot men.

Tony'll eat a dick...dont doubt it. said...

617
Make no mistake, Tony will choke down a chorizo if ya knowhatImean.8-

Anonymous said...

Kris kobach is on here all the time ..he's a "beefcake"ain't he?

Anonymous said...

Fuck You Byron!!!! YOU are a thief!!!!! I'm gonna stick a rook, maybe knight in your hand. If you can see me. Punk crook!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Pittsburg out!

Anonymous said...

Thought Byron was blind. But he/she can pick Hotties? What a jackass liar.

Anonymous said...

And Byron disappears. What you got scam man?

Anonymous said...

And Byron disappears. What you got scam man?

Anonymous said...

More hits than you're working with, huh?

Anonymous said...

Byron is steaming his ass through the eastern US with a 55 gallon drum of death, destination :kcmo!
All you shit talkers ..make your peace.

Anonymous said...

Don't need the goofy pics. You writing is awesome.

Anonymous said...

the girls on tonys toy blog are his feeble way of attempting to deny he is a homo. Then again, it's the only entertaining thing on tkc so....

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine another homo lusting after Tony's anus.but that's just me.

Anonymous said...

We need new hot chicks holding Bushmasters

Anonymous said...

Byron!!! Come on you big mouth blind scam man!

Anonymous said...

to many serial killers in this city

Byron Funkhouser said...

The word for today is binocular. Look it up, if you don't know what it means.

KC one & done.

Anonymous said...

OMG nevermind the hotties ... just heard Debbie Gold was canned from Red Door Grill! Rumors of a DUI/ car accident too.