Wednesday, December 04, 2013

HARD WEATHER COMING TO KANSAS CITY!!!



A raging storm front coming this way might soon drop it's snowy white load all over Kansas City.

RFT is more clever with their analysis:

Hilariously Shaped Winter Storm Could Penetrate Midwest, Make Things Slippery

Sadly, Katie Horner isn't around to panic over the shape and size of this thing headed our way . . . So now we're gonna have to decide to watch Erin Little sneak seductive smiles @ the camera during the deluge or stick with Kalee Dionne cuteness as she handles this massive tempest.

Either way . . . Kansas City has already given up on snow removal so all of Kansas City will probably be forced to grab ankle and wait for someone to dig them out . . . If that kind of thing is your bag, baby.

25 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know if I'm the only one that can actually see 90% of any precipitation will be 200 miles south of KC. But Tony will have to drive a few hours to suck on his dick storm.

Anonymous said...

ewwwwwwww.

Anonymous said...

Right. "The city has given up on snow removal" because they announced what has been the standard practice in this and every other city -- that cul-de-sacs and dead-end streets come last.

Tony, instead of blaming the city for snow falling on its streets, tell us what the ideal snow removal system looks like in the World of Tony, and then tell us how much it would cost to provide it.

Anonymous said...

Tony, maybe you can live stream Katie from her gig in St. Louis-- I was there last weekend for the HS football championships and saw her doing the weather there.

a much needed intervention said...

Tony.. Im Iyanla Vanzant, and Im here ta FIX YA LIFE...
And the best way to do that is ta drum up all ya STRUUUNTH, and COME OUTTA THE CLOSET!!!!
HallelUUUYAH!!!
It must be painful to have ta bottle all those homosekshaal feelings and only have it manifest in seeing BIG, PINK, ERECT PHALLUS SHAPED STORM FRONTS that aint nowhere NEAR ya hometown, the town you dint have enough BRAINS, TALENT or AMBITION enough to BREAK FREE FROM!!! HalleLUYAH!!!
So, ya know whacha haf ta DO! Ya need ta move ta San Francisco...

Anonymous said...

That weather makes me feel funny.

Anonymous said...

7:19 the ideal snow removal system would be the ones used by almost every other city in the metro and it could be paid for 50 years with the funds spent on the toy train.

g.lezak said...

You dont get it.

The ideal ANYTHING to Tony looks like a long pink, erect DICK thats ready to drop a LOAD!

Anonymous said...

The link was funny in the pants. Joyless TKC readers not so much.

chuck said...

Priapically prosaic 3rd grade humor.

I like it.

Anonymous said...

7:45, you apparently don't get out to other cities in the metro very often. Try Lee's Summit. Days after the last snow storm, their residential streets were still snowpacked and frozen over, long after KC residential streets had been cleared.

You might also try educating yourself about how many lane miles Kansas City has compared to "other cities."

And instead of just talking in generalities, tell us which city does a better job than KC, how they do it, and what it would cost to do that here.

And please be specific. I want to know how many trucks and personnel they dedicate per lane mile, how much salt and sand mix they purchase in advance per lane mile, and what their budget is per lane mile for snow removal.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and one more thing. I would also like to know the name of the city that puts the same priority on cul-de-sacs and dead-ends that they do on residential through streets.

Anonymous said...

Omaha, Nebraska knows how to clean their streets. I was up there one year and a blizzard came through. Looked as if the snow missed the streets entirely.

Anonymous said...

If this blog was Tony's Omaha and he lived there, he'd do the same bitching about snow removal.

I lived in Omaha, and their snow removal plan is basically the same: concentrate on "designated snow routes" first, make one pass on residential streets, and get to the cul-de-sacs and dead end streets last. Then come back and clean up the rest.

Anonymous said...

+1 7:57

Trojan Weather Guy said...

It could be slippery so don't go out without your rubbers.

That is quite a front but I bet Katie has seen and handled bigger fronts.

Tech 9er said...

I would love to see Kaylee Dion bend over and take that multi state storm up the ass.....

Anonymous said...

8:14 brings up a good point.

KCMO is too big and spread out....KCI up north, all the way south to the 150 Highway zone.

Time to shrink and consolidate services.

Anonymous said...

Does this weather graphic have something to do with a Sam Champion going away party?

Anonymous said...

It ain't gonna snow.

Anonymous said...

Dude.Name it Tropical Storm Dildo!

Anonymous said...

There's a lot of people in this comment section that should try a dildo up their ass.

Anonymous said...

There's a lot of people in this comment section that should try a dildo up their ass.

Anonymous said...

This post and these comments ...too funny. Only Tony would look at that and see a penis storm.

Anonymous said...

It will be a penis storm if your lucky!