Tuesday, December 03, 2013

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! GOP CONSULTANT JEFF ROE INVESTIGATES KANSAS CITY NEWS BLOG POSSIBILITIES!!!



Forget so much talk about the death of journalism . . . We have a bit of good news for the afternoon . . .

KANSAS CITY GOP JUGGERNAUT POLITICAL CONSULTANT JEFF ROE HAS BEEN DOING SOME INVESTIGATIVE WORK FOR A NATIONAL GROUP LOOKING TO START A KANSAS CITY NEWS BLOG!!!

This national group wants to start what's probably a conservative news blog in Kansas City. Insiders confirm that Jeff Roe has been calling around and checking interest and cost for them.

More detail from other sources that inspired our own TKC Internets reporting. . . Costs include a FULL EDITORIAL STAFF AND WORK FOR FREELANCE NEWSIES . . .

That's right . . .

KANSAS CITY NEWSIES COULD SOON START TAKING INTERVIEWS WITH MR. ROE IF THERE'S ENOUGH LOCAL INTEREST IN A CONSERVATIVE KANSAS CITY NEWS SOURCE ALTERNATIVE TO THE STAR!!!

So you newsies should be nice for X-mas and realize that there's no such thing as Santa or the Dead Tree Media profit model.

Developing . . .

20 Comments:

Anonymous said...

will they be poetic and call it the falling star?

Anonymous said...

I doubt he will get any support from the Civic Council. Not after he tricked them into spending 2 mil when he should have known the outcome.

Anonymous said...

This fat bastard is nothing more than a fucking leech! Hey fatso, get a real job, instead of this make believe shit, you've been sucking off for the past few years. Whatsamatter, your working blonde, not working hard enough to keep your lard ass in beans?

Anonymous said...

There are about 300 Million blogs now so no doubt they will be smashing success!

Anonymous said...

journalists are a dime a dozen. will he feature bikini babes?

Anonymous said...

Is it going to have journalistical integurty?

Anonymous said...

Could work being KC has one of the highest percentages of parents with basements in the country.

Anonymous said...

Better title: Jeff Roe has the jobs so unemployed journalists shouldn't be naught but nice.

Anonymous said...

Wanted. Ass kissers and shills for new blog.

Anonymous said...

Must be willing to endure a sleazy boss.

Anonymous said...

New blog titles: "I'm a fat boy, so what?", "The Fat Log Blog", "Tubby's Talk", "Pig City".....Oh, it just goes on and on..

Anonymous said...

I guess a Glazer post tonight is the next insult.

xalti said...

I'll bet dollars to donuts that 6:12 is a self-hating porker.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Roe - I'll read Tony's KC for all the news fit to print, and then some.

Anonymous said...

Sure be nice if both Roe's would get the hell out of town. Neither one has a damn thing to offer KC.

Anonymous said...

Late-Breaking.....

Tony hunts for a clean shirt & tie, and ponders if he could omit references to porn in his posts.

Anonymous said...

Kansas City needs a new Drudge Report.

Anonymous said...

Why? We've got facebook!

Anonymous said...

No "Xalti", just a self respecting, white human, with no love for fat, insolent, thieves. And you?

Anonymous said...

Jeff Row and his power buddies don't want to be reminded they have created a racist/homophobic hell hole.