Friday, December 27, 2013

CRAIG GLAZER QUESTIONS PROGRESS OF THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AS HE CALLS THE COMEDY AND FOOTBALL WEEKEND!!!



TKC NOTE: Our pal Craig offers his perspective on the Chiefs and calls the upcoming weekend . . .

Time to Get Out of the House
Comedy and Football Weekend

Well if you are like most Kansas Citians, you’ve been shopping, visiting relatives or shut down at home over this Holiday week. Now that the weather has cleared up it’s time to go out and have some fun. One thing that’s always a plus is to get your smile and laugh on at one of the two Stanford’s Comedy Club locations right here in Kansas City.

Enjoy former Kansas Citian, now L. A. comedian Jon Schieszer at the Legends this Friday through Sunday! Jon has been busy the last several years gaining national attention on Comedy Central and with his comedy album ‘You Should Have Seen Me Tuesday’ available on iTunes. Scheiszer is joined by his hysterical sidekick Jeremiah Watkins also from Los Angeles.

Stanford’s On Broadway, located at 3700 Broadway right next to the Uptown Theater, features America’s youngest headlining comedian; 18 year old Aaron Branch. Branch beat out more than 100 regional comics to win Comic of the Year in 2012. Aaron is now honing his craft in Chicago working with the famed Second City Improv Company. Aaron has been compared to a young Will Smith as well as Kevin Hart. Branch’ talent was so explosive, he was offered a contract from the biggest agency in LA but turned it down to finish his schooling and get a degree. His clean cut take on life as an adult is not only refreshing but often brilliant. See Aaron, Chuck Miller and several other talented area comics this Holiday weekend this Friday and Saturday night at Stanford’s on Broadway.

If you are like too many of us, you haven’t made plans for New Year’s Eve Tuesday night yet. Let me help you out, years ago we had the number one comedy ventriloquist of today, Jeff Dunham, who has won the hearts of America. These days you see him and all his puppet pals at venues like the Sprint Arena where he played last year. New Years Eve through Saturday, we have Dunham and pals’ evil twins in Otto and George. They are the naughtier version of Jeff Dunham and Peanut. Otto and George are regulars on Howard Stern, the Tonight Show and even have their own Showtime Special. A safe, fun and unique way to ring in 2014. This dynamic duo will also appear Thursday through Saturday as well. For tickets to any of these shows call (913)400-7500 or go online at stanfordscomedyclub.com.

Football Picks
2013 Sports Year in Review

Like Frank Sinatra said ‘It was a very good year,’ all of our pro teams stepped up so a tip of the hat to the Royals, Chiefs and Sporting KC. We also need to acknowledge the continued best franchise in this area, the University of Kansas basketball team for winning their ninth consecutive Big 12 title as well as making a nice run in the March Madness tournament. KU looks to be even more talented this year. The University of Missouri football team could equal one of their greatest seasons of all time with a win over Oklahoma State in the Cotton Bowl next week. We even have to send a smile Kansas State’s way for ending up in a decent bowl against Michigan next week as well.

While many Kansas Citians enjoy their college teams and cheer for the Royals, the big news is still what’s going on with our Kansas City Chiefs. You know the old saying, the better you get, the more you want. Our Chiefs shocked the NFL with a 9 and 0 start but then fell back down to earth with a 2 and 5 finish (assuming they lose to the Chargers, which they will) as they head to the playoffs. This is a huge improvement over last year’s 2 and 14 team. Andy Reid is likely NFL Coach of the Year, Jamaal Charles is the best running back in the NFL and an All-Pro. Several Chiefs will make the All AFC team including Alex Smith, Derek Johnson and Tamba Hali. You might even see Poe and a couple Special Team guys on the list.

I have to be honest, when you start out 9 and 0 and finish out 2 and 5 down the stretch, that big improvement takes a hard kick in the groin. We all now know that the Chiefs never beat a very good team the entire season. What we’ve learned after 15 games is the following: our pass rush is nearly non-existant, the Chiefs secondary is well below average, the Chiefs have no true NFL starting receiver anywhere excluding running back Jamaal Charles, with the exception of Dexter McCluster, Alex Smith and Charles, there are no offensive weapons on the Chiefs worth mentioning. To be blunt, you could argue that while their record has improved dramatically that the team itself is almost no better than last years, that they just have a better coach, quarterback and running back. I fear that next year this team will still be somewhere around average. After seeing the Chiefs poor performance against Indy at Arrowhead it’s tough to believe they will win that road game in Indianapolis next week. Let’s hope for the best.

Picks

College
Minnesota (-4) over Syracuse

Pro
San Diego (-3 ½) over KC teased with Denver (-5) over Oakland
San Francisco (+6) over Arizona teased with Philadelphia (-1/2) over Dallas
San Diego (-3 ½) over KC teased with the Rams (+17 ½) over Seattle

We’ve had a good run so far with 53 wins and 33 losses against the spread, love to hit plus 60 wins and stay in the 30’s on losses by seasons end. Happy New Year follow me on Twitter @KCKingofSting

40 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Craig has a point, the Chiefs haven't been looking so impressive in these last 6 games.

Anonymous said...

His comedy stores look even less impressive.

Anonymous said...

WTF kind of picks is that. To bad someone outside of Glazer wasn't keeping track of the so called wins. Again more shit by Glazer that can't be proved.

Kiddo said...

I'm not so much a fan of betting but I do admit this team is mostly about marketing.

Anonymous said...

Glazer has posted his picks every week and his win/loss record. It's true. He's damn good at it. You can hate all you want but I know of nobody in the KC media that does what he does and keeps track. He's won over 50 and lost over 30, good job Glaze!

Mack said...

I'm happy to see Aaron Branch headlining your new spot. I'm GOING. Saw him at Legends about one year back, outstanding young talent. Cheers.

Kim said...

Craig, my mother turned me on to this site today. She wanted me to see your photo on that Pitch Cover. We dated 15 years ago. It's Kim R. John Craig's friend. Love the picture of you, still a fine looking man. John call tell you how to reach me lets get together. Happy New Years to you and Jeff.

Chet, a cuckolded man from Leawood said...

My wife still occasionally lets me fuck her if I wear my Duwayne Bowe jersey.

David Rice said...

Is that you Riffle? Rice.

Anonymous said...

Oh no Glazer and broads on the lords week. What next, pro wrestling Tony.

Anonymous said...

Why is this story even on this blog? He must pay for the blog space.

CG said...

Kim are you a woman or man ? I'll call John.

John C. said...

Kim is a massively hot blonde Craig dated in the 90's when she was 19, late 90's. Today she is a beautiful young women, now single again. Kim is 30 something. Craig I'll put you two together.

Anonymous said...

What a fucking joke. You are one of Craig's "friends" but find it necessary to hook him up via TKC with some hottie who, instead of giving him a call or stopping by one of his clubs, also reaches out to him on this blog?

I'm calling bullshit on this fake-ass exchange.

Anonymous said...

Craig Glazer you are one cool dude. Love you on this site, the haters will always hate. Always.

John C. said...

Hey what is wrong with these jerks? I just answered one question and I'm full of it? I'll never write on here again. Creeps and more creeps. How do you stand it Craig? All the best again.

Anonymous said...

All haters are just that Johnny: CREEPS

Anonymous said...

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Anonymous said...

Crybaby your story is BULLSHIT.

John C said...

Love you! Your buddy John.

Anonymous said...

All this Kim crap is Glazer trying to fire up what he calls the haters to make rude nasty remarks about someone who does not probably exist but will give stooge boy a reason to call us names and want to beat us up. Don't fall for his crap. Any former friend of his knows how to get in touch with him and also if he was just 1/16th as famous as he would like people to think he is they would know he is alive and well, about the Pitch story and so forth.

This is a Glazer trap folks don't fall for it.

Anonymous said...

Chef Tio is better known than Glazer

Anonymous said...

Craigers,this is Kat.remember me?Sam's town -early nineties..
Willie camissano called and told me where I could find you. I KNOW u remember me and Willie.
Anyway fuck that tramp kim!
Remember all your can eat crableggs at Rockwood and me, you and Willie at Sam's hotel?? Willie says you two are square, as far as he's concerned, says he'd love to get back together again, just the three of us!! Can't wait!and damn boy u stills look fine ..Willie will be in touch. He knows I didn't have anything to do with the Costa rican thing. Don't worry.
Love you craigers
Kat






Anonymous said...

Where do they come from Glazer?

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't Glazer start his own blog so his crap doesn't appear here. Besides Sly I don't think there is more hated individual in KCMO.

Anonymous said...

urrmm,,that Pitch photo of the rich-kid draft-dodger convicted felon.. standing in front of..

the American flag????!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Willie called him Craig suck- a-dick Glaser back in those days

Anonymous said...

Area hotel rooms overbooked-- massive traffic jams--food shortages-- as millions flock to western KCK outlet mall to try for tickets to legendary comic icon Jon Schieszer.

Anonymous said...

Craig you rat fuck!Pay me my money!Coke snorting snitch! I'm waiting for your ass to be a man and pay your debt's. 75th and Metcalf. Roxy's. Old days

Anonymous said...

fuck you and your money

Chad/St. Louis said...

I think Glazer has tons of friends and is well liked. Why would anyone dislike the guy? Don't get it. What has he done to you angry people. Explain? I saw him at the Thanksgiving party a couple weeks back, he is a friend of mines cousin, Shane. Glazer and I are not good friends, but have met him, seems cool. Gotta tell you his girl was smoking hot, a blonde, maybe 28 or 29. She was goo goo over the guy. He carries himself well, kinda charming and funny, so why the hate, don't get it really don't.

Steve Kramer said...

Known Glazer for years, he never rated anyone out. He got ratted out on bullshit he didn't do back around 2000. I was there. He was not guilty of anything at all. He gave up nobody. But you fuckers know that already. You are a couple sick humans.

Glazer was a criminal who worked for the police...Thats a rat. said...

steve you pole smoking nut hugger,
Glazer was a criminal...yes?
he then went to work for the law.....yes?
A criminal who starts working for the cops is a rat, a snitch, no?

Steve Kramer said...

Well he was a cop, after he was a criminal. I see the issue. Craig never busted anyone he knew. I think he was assigned to other things back then. A cop is a cop, a rat works for them. Craig was a cop. There is a difference. Did he bust you?

Anonymous said...

Steve you're an idiot you can't tell the truth any better than Glazer.

Anonymous said...

you are

Anonymous said...

Glazer rocks

Anonymous said...

No I am not like most Kansas Citians and have no desire to blow cash and waste time at over rated one star dive bars and greasy clubs inhabited by a bunch of drunk morons.

Happy New Year

Anonymous said...

9:13 FTW

Anonymous said...

Well it seems last night Glazer got the stupidity slapped out of him at KCC. Even Superdave came out of no where and slapped the scribe up aside the head.
Craig did a wonderful job of proving what he writes is shit and that what he says doesn't apply to him. So the ex convict still acting like a convict who thinks someone just swiped a ciggy from his pack of Marlboros.