Thursday, December 12, 2013

BLUE KANSAS CITY CHRISTMAS!!!



Here's just a bit of late night Kansas City Holiday Cheer that should inform our wicked little town during this season of discontent.

To wit . . .

LIKE IT OR NOT IT'S A BLUE AND BROKE-ASS 2013 CHRISTMAS IN KANSAS CITY!!!

Local agencies have already started their season of begging . . . But this time it's just a bit more desperate . . .

Here's a bit more evidence to back up our reporting . . .

- Once again we've confirmed that the ongoing Catholic Hierarchy Sex Abuse Scandal has caused contributions to plummet so that po'folk end up paying the price for allegations of sexual escapades.

- The Civic elite wasted all of their money on the Jackson County Translational Healthcare Tax FAILED vote . . . Unless you're getting a gift from a political consultant, don't expect much.

- Kansas City politicos have ruined X-mas staring with Mayor Sly celebration with Tech N9ne and ending with nearly all of this town's cash dedicated to the toy train streetcar . . .

For these reasons and so many more . . . This shortened holiday season isn't looking so bright as Kansas City isn't enjoying an overhyped economic rebound powered mostly by the bitcoin ponzi scheme.

PhotoBabe: Gemma Atkinson

22 Comments:

Nobody has time for that said...

GRINCH

Anonymous said...

Whats with all the bitch pics today?

Go jack off or something Tony enough already.

Damn

Anonymous said...

More tits please. And would it kill ya to throw in a few topless ones? C'mon, it's Christmas!

Anonymous said...

tonylito:
when you gonna blog about Theresa Garza's power divorce?

Is Genaro Ruiz employable without her?

Anonymous said...

9:28 go look at some dudes if you have such a problem with it. sheesh

Anonymous said...

On a good note I need three porn actresses to finish my Christmas movie so if any of you guys have a hot sister.....

Anonymous said...

You mean anti right to work Theresa Garza?

Anonymous said...

Your sis said no?

Anonymous said...

Garza's preggo and former whore daughter has split from the father of her child who she is not married to. STUPID FUCKING CUNT!

TGR was a lousy mother for sure.

Anonymous said...

"TGR" tried NOT to be a mother more than 5 times when she was in the Navy and kept fucking guys without birth control, which resulted in at least that many abortions. Paid for with our tax money.

Anonymous said...

Not only that, the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce Christmas Party tonight is at the Roasterie of all places. Oh, the irony.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck would fuck Theresa Garza?

Anonymous said...

Tony, you should not cover up Therea and Genaro's split up.

Anonymous said...

Too funny!

Anonymous said...

Theresa and her whore daughter learned their bad behavior from the old bat grandmother: the angel of death Sharon Mathis.

Anonymous said...

Quite a base of optimists.

Glad none of you proclaim faith.

Anonymous said...

I do,in Lucifer

Anonymous said...

el diablo ain't funny be careful, that fucker is no good.

Anonymous said...

Just looking at her makes my balls blue

Anonymous said...

be careful it's Satan's trick to make your balls fall off

Anonymous said...

I think people aren't giving to Catholic charities. Because catholics are the worst people in the world. But I believe they are giving to other causes. I personally would never give to catholic charities or to the salvation army (because they discriminate). But I give generously to the Gilis Center and to Wayside Waifs and to the Rose Brooks Center, and I'm far from the only one.

Anonymous said...

Starvation Army is the biggest fraud out there.