Answering Important TKC Booty Questions!!!



Quick Q&A tonight rather than our usual T&A . . .

About a week ago our bloggy friend SuperDave sent a note about booty grabbing allegations circulating on the Internets regarding yours truly . . . Apparently there was a bit of confusion amid some old school dead tree media writer attempting to blame his EMBARRASSING PUBLIC DUI MUGSHOT on me . . . Like I was behind the wheel or even serving for that matter.

As for me grabbing a woman's booty . . . I'm not into kissing/booty grabbing and telling but the implication of this story is that LONG AGO TKC canoodling was somehow unwelcomed AND THAT is just another outright lie on a barely updated blog that attracts only a small cadre of mostly suburban white people written mostly by out-of-towners.

So, for the purposes of clarification . . . I don't take any responsibility for the legal troubles of some white guy and, more importantly, EVERY INSTANCE OF TKC BOOTY GRABBING HAS BEEN CONSENSUAL, FUN, and AWESOME. There has been not a single complaint and it's really just sad that some dude is STILL reliving basically paying me to hang out/blog with him a couple of years back.

Also, it's too bad some unemployed Dead Tree Media dude who has been given every advantage in life is busy blogging about TKC rather than enjoying this trust fund or the good life out in the boondocks of Kansas somewhere . . . Meanwhile, we're talking things MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN BAR TALK on this blog located in the heart of Kansas City.

More in bit . . .

Comments

  1. Don't front. Everybody knows you don't leave the basement.

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  2. Not really. Everybody is too busy on facebook.

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  3. bloggy fried SuperDave

    I knew that asshole did drugs

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  4. ...besides, Tony is gay.

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  5. http://www.tonyskansascity.com/2010/08/tkc-breaking-news-why-wasnt-mike.html

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  6. shhh, i am trying to read more important stuff on Drudge.

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  7. dave from NAMBLA?

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  8. No Dave who will fuck you up for being an asshole.

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  9. Dont worry Tony, grabbin some booty never hurt anyone. Might get a woman mad at ya, but that is about it.

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  10. I think that was the point, believe it or not I think there might be some old worn out ladies who will settle for a butt grab from TKC.

    I think this blog lives to prove that there's no accounting for taste.

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  11. I went over and read the story after some hunting but anyway it's like HC is blaming his DUI on Tony. That fucker was drunk, stoned, or high all the time.

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  12. Next story.

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  13. trust fund????

    who trusted that idiot with any money?????

    isn't that also Glazers boyfriend

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  14. I remember some Marines yelling, "let me tap that ass"!

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  15. Tony can grab my booty any time that he wants to.

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  16. Davey boy @1134,shut the fuck up or pick a spot, you fat worm.

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  17. Its only ass

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  18. I guess I must have irritated Hearne, he has banned me it appears for just relaying the truth. So very narrow minded from a person who likes to pick at the scabs of peoples lives.

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  19. We all know hearns a doooosh,Dave
    But playing both sides,running back & forth and tattling ..not a good look man,esp for a super hero!!

    Kinda makes you look like an immature little man,with no life.

    No,not a good look.

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  20. "So very narrow minded from a person who likes to pick at the scabs of peoples lives."

    Of course, Davey never does this ...

    Since his return to this blog he hurried to find a comment by me that he could critize. Since you use your real name Davey, what is your real name? Is it Dave Larsen? Who the fuck are you?

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  21. Yep Dave Larson is a big fatass nobody, Byron.
    He sure trying to be someone though. Ha

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  22. Super Dave is like a ass pimple. You want to squish it but you don't want it on you fingers.

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  23. Butt Pimple aka Super Dave12/11/13, 5:34 PM

    Speaking of ass. Tony, nothing wrong with grabbing a little ass...as long as it's not attached to a dude. That's considered gay. You may have to get a clarification from Byron. He knows about all things gay.

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  24. Actually, I don't, but I see football players do it all the time, & of course, there's no one more macho than a football player.

    You must be gay. You think about it so much.

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  25. Uh, nobody got banned on KCC and certainly not Super Dave...not even Harley!

    SD's been back a couple of times in recent weeks, although he got mad a few months back because I didn't ban Craig Glazer and sulked off for however many months, citing that as his reason

    BTW, I don't blame Tony for anything, nor did I write an item or column about him. A KCC commenter coaxed a flashback out of me about Tony doing tequila shots one fabled night and jamming his paw down the back of a 50-something woman's pants at Jardine's.

    To which the next day Tony shuddered upon finding out that the woman was like older than his mom. I'd say Tony had a very lucky drive home.

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  26. Davey left this site for a while because of Glazer, he said.

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  27. Oh, & because of me. I'm so very sorry.

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  28. Geesus AS the World Turns here on TKC and KCC. We know it's a blog war between the two sites always has been. Competition is good for the masses but try posting half your crap on KCC and see how fast it gets censored. You come here to vent and credit to Tony for not playing nurse made to the comments. As for Superdave he must strike a pretty truthful nerve with the press he gets around these pages. Glazer is a dried up has been. Same schtick regurgitated from KCC over to TKC and some sports picks and shameless advertising. One stop news shop for TKC go to KCC for your opinion and social gossip so get over it all. Your watching both cause each offers what you want.

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  29. Byron stop saying crap that as always you are clueless about. I have a job that at times takes a lot of my time and I don't always have time for the likes of you and some others.
    As for KCC it's just a little strange that before leaving home this morning I couldn't post anything there and once I got to another location I still couldn't so that summed it up for me. Once I get home I will try again.
    My reason for not posting at KCC is not what one of Hearne’s pets informed him about. I just stop posting due to what I felt was bullshit stories and Glazer posting all the same crap everywhere. Hearne went through this huge ass song and dance how doing stories of Craig’s was too much effort and he was tired of dealing with it. Then all of a sudden he is quoting Craig on every story. I was just sick of seeing it. Still am and told Hearne just the other day he needs better reputable people for getting quotes on stories. I have one hell of a life and it isn’t spent dealing all the time with either site. As a rule I am double tasking at the same time as looking at either site.
    On Facebook last night I was supporting the actions of who I feel is the best writer at HCC who was being questioned over his use of vulgarity by a member of the media here in KC. I just figured it ticked Hearne off. This lady has more than once tried to jam her uptight what every views down my throat and it just irritated me she was attacking another writer for basically doing nothing wrong. This lady got on the wrong side of me at KYYS many years ago. I will say the interesting part is she had no, let’s say ball’s to do it on the KCC website.
    But as a rule on both sites you have those who post insightful comments then you have those who want to be the class clown which I admit is what I miss about guys like Marti, they sure could make you laugh and the rest is made up of I won’t use the word haters because that isn’t it, because what they say isn’t hate, it’s just simply fools seeking attention, fools just wanting to stir the pot nothing less.

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  30. I reported what you said, asshole. If you didn't lie all the time, you wouldn't have these problems.

    I like how you think you're not a shit stirrer.

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  31. "Uh, nobody got banned on KCC and certainly not Super Dave...not even Harley!"

    THATS A LIE HEARNE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    stop lying for god sake.
    Every piece you do I find it
    contains a huge number of mistakes
    as does glazes.
    You can't take it!
    sorry...my stories/comments are
    being left off kcc because as
    always HARLEY IS RIGHT!!!!
    When I ripped your story (which was as amateur as a grade school
    newsletter)...putting down
    Columbia youcut me off.
    When I pointed out that you're
    a lazy writer without any
    integrity you cut off my
    articles.
    DON'T LIE HEARNE.
    Since you cut me off I have
    received emails pointing out some
    things that are newsworthy and
    relevant.
    Please...I carried your blog when
    no one read it.
    NOW NOONE READS IT. YOU OFTER
    QOUTED ALEXA FOR THE "HUGE"
    NMBER OF READERS YOU HAD ON
    KCC...WELL THOSE DAYS ARE HISTORY
    AS TONY AND TKC ARE NOW #1 IN THE
    CITY.
    IN FACT...IF WE WERE TOACTUALLY
    SEE GOOGLE ANALYTICS WE'D FIND
    TAHT YOUR READERSHIP IS ABOUT
    500 A MONTH...THE SAME PEOPLE..
    THE SAME COMMENTOTORS AND THE
    SAME OLD WORN OUT STORIES THAT
    HAVE KILLED YOUR BLOG.
    SORRY HEARNE...YOU'RE NOW PART
    OF THE DEAD MEDIA...AND EVEN
    YOUR ATTEMPT TO USE GLAZEON
    ABOUT HALF YOUR ARTICLES WON;T
    SAVE IT.
    I love tkc because its got
    news/information and gives us
    information ....something you
    can't do.
    STories about bars for 21 year olds...old stories about days
    and centuries gone by have made
    your product both stale and old.
    You can change it if you're
    up to the task.
    I say you're not.
    thanks anyway and yes...you've
    cut me off.
    but ya know...theres nothing I can say about a new bar for
    21years old hotties anymore...
    Harley

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  32. TONY KO'S HEARNE IN ROUND 1!

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