Answering Important TKC Booty Questions!!!
Quick Q&A tonight rather than our usual T&A . . .
About a week ago our bloggy friend SuperDave sent a note about booty grabbing allegations circulating on the Internets regarding yours truly . . . Apparently there was a bit of confusion amid some old school dead tree media writer attempting to blame his EMBARRASSING PUBLIC DUI MUGSHOT on me . . . Like I was behind the wheel or even serving for that matter.
As for me grabbing a woman's booty . . . I'm not into kissing/booty grabbing and telling but the implication of this story is that LONG AGO TKC canoodling was somehow unwelcomed AND THAT is just another outright lie on a barely updated blog that attracts only a small cadre of mostly suburban white people written mostly by out-of-towners.
So, for the purposes of clarification . . . I don't take any responsibility for the legal troubles of some white guy and, more importantly, EVERY INSTANCE OF TKC BOOTY GRABBING HAS BEEN CONSENSUAL, FUN, and AWESOME. There has been not a single complaint and it's really just sad that some dude is STILL reliving basically paying me to hang out/blog with him a couple of years back.
Also, it's too bad some unemployed Dead Tree Media dude who has been given every advantage in life is busy blogging about TKC rather than enjoying this trust fund or the good life out in the boondocks of Kansas somewhere . . . Meanwhile, we're talking things MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN BAR TALK on this blog located in the heart of Kansas City.
More in bit . . .