SUCK IT KANSAS CITY HOMELESS!!! SUBURBAN PIGGY GETS HAPPY HOME!!!
It's a hard life for the Kansas City homeless when news of a local piggy getting some charity outpaces the rather obvious fact that cowtown hobos will soon face the colder weather that will cause a great many among their ranks to freeze to death . . .
KSHB: "Petunia, the pig found running loose in a Merriam park, is spending her first day at her new home."
On the bright side . . . This fam might just be saving a few bucks, lying and hoping to earn a well-deserved discount on bacon . . . In either case, City Manager Troy Schulte discourages locals from tossing the local homeless a few coins so that can buy a drink, some meth and maybe a sandwich at some point.
More in a bit . . .