Monday, October 21, 2013

Heard On The Kansas City Country Club Plaza This Weekend: 'Jesus Hates Being Gay'



The weather grows a bit colder and Kansas City religious discourse dominates the Country Club plaza this weekend.

To wit . . .

THANKS TO KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS FOR THIS SLICE OF LIFE CLIP REGARDING KANSAS CITY RELIGIOUS DIVERSITY (OR LACK THEREOF) ON THE COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA!!!

Check it . . .

A new brand of haters at the Plaza Saturday night!

Hate Group at the Plaza in Kansas City

The audio of this off-brand version of the Westboro Baptist Church is a little bit hard to hear in some spots. Highlights from the conversation include...

Plaza Denizen: Are you saying Jesus hates gay people?
Hater 1: No. Jesus hates being gay.
Plaza Denizen: LOL Who are you? What church are you with?
Haters: Random babbling.
Hater 2: He means Jesus hates it when people are being gay.
Plaza Denizen: So you are saying the heart of Jesus is full of hate?
Hater 2: No. God created one man and one woman.
Plaza Denizen: What about hermaphrodites?
Hater 2: *shrugs shoulders*

We hung around for 10 minutes or so, but the audio got worse as more people started talking. Apparently the haters were not entirely sure what a hermaphrodite is so the plaza denizen explained it and the haters were pretty much baffled. One of the haters referred to hermaphrodites as a "hypothetical situation" even after the explanation was given. None of the haters were able to answer the question about why this particular issue is so important to them that they feel the need to carry signs around on the Plaza about it. Some people tried to reason with the haters, others yelled at them. We did not see any physical violence.
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43 Comments:

Byron Funkhouser said...

Everytime some one reads the "Old Testament" a new denomination is born. It sure would be conventient if there were a God, & a book that was the Word of God. If you dress up & go to church on Sunday, then you aren't really any different than these guys. Its just that these guys highlight how absurd religion really is.

Anonymous said...

Looks like you might have found yet another mayoral candidate for KCMO, T.
Might as well confine all of the "urban denizens" to one small area so that the rest of us can avoid them.

Anonymous said...

So Byron hates religion and white people. What a surprise.

Anonymous said...

And his family.

Superstition Sucks said...

Religion is the problem. Religious diversity is just different shades of the same problem.

Reality over Superstition said...

Byron is the most informed commenter on this blog. Byron casts pearls before swine.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Wow, thanks 7:50. Its nice to see a positive comment for a change.

Anonymous said...

Get a job Byron. Deadbeat.

Anonymous said...

"Reality over Superstition" is Byron in disguise. And we won't talk about Byron's interactions with swine. Things are different in W. Va.

Anonymous said...

Byron you are too stupid to understand sacrcasm.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is happening to the Plaza? What an embarrassment to KC.

Anonymous said...

Would TKC please publicly state that one of his agendas is Gay Rights?

I mean you just constantly promote the gay life and gay rights (and there's nothing wrong with that) but you stop short of admitting it. You hide behind the photos of Jordan Carver and the babes, as some kind of screen.

Just be honest! People will still come to this site.

Anonymous said...

All that grease in Alonzo's head has a real purpose. Its there to ease insertion into Tonys ass.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Telling a chess player he's stupid will only convince him that you're stupid.

Anonymous said...

Then you're brilliant, Byron. A veritable font.

Anonymous said...

old armenians in undershirts at the park play chess too, that doesnt make them smart or not smelly

Anonymous said...

It's not always about you Byron.

Anonymous said...

It's about the new hate group called H2O

Byron Funkhouser said...

Ms. 12:52

Are there any threads on this blog that don't mention me, even if I don't make a comment? I am a meme whether you like it or not.

Anonymous said...

Sooo... One man, one woman... but the church dudes were all dudes. I'm thinking they came out of the woods to kidnap women to breed with.

Anonymous said...

One man one woman sounds like human traffickers to me.

Anonymous said...

Byron these morons will never know what the word "meme" means.

Anonymous said...

Byron is all about censorship

Anonymous said...

A character made from fiction by the religious fascist of Kansas City

Anonymous said...

3:39 PM

They will not even know how to "use the Google" in order to look it up.

Use the term "Fap." Most of them will be more familiar with that.

Anonymous said...

Hater's on the Plaza is a meme that's been around for a long time

Anonymous said...

Kansas City Supports Hate.. TRUTH IS A VIRUS!

Anonymous said...

There seems to be a lot of Westboro knock offs lately and Kansas City seems to be ok with these kind of Jack Asses.

Anonymous said...

The heart of Jesus is full of hate.

Anonymous said...

Nazi rally at the Horse Fountains on Nov 9th

Anonymous said...

Jesus is cool. Byron's heart is full of hate because his pocketbook has gubmint handouts in it.

Anonymous said...

These dudes regularly protest down in Springfield. Usually, they have their wives and children with them, the women looking all subservient and downcast.

Of course, maybe on this night, while the menfolk expressed their faith the women took in an evening of shopping on the Plaza.

Anonymous said...

CALL THE MAYOR!!! CALL THE MAYOR!!!

The anti-gay, anti-adultery religious protestors appear and VOILA- like magic, NO FLASHMOBS!!!

Anonymous said...

Can we get a curfew enacted or these types?

Anonymous said...

The Nationalist Socialist Movement have their own plans which Kansas City is already in lock step with on Nov 9th.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't the church boys from Monet, Missouri sing a few hymns and who where their friends swarming around?

Jesus Christ said...

I hate niggers, faggots, liberals, and Byron.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Jesus and your entire piece of shit Trinity.

Jesus Christ said...

I slapped Byron blind and that stupid asshole still won't shut up. Guess I'll zap his fingers next.

Anonymous said...

Gay teens get killed all the time in the Ozarks by religious fanatics. There is no place but Kansas City for them to run to.

Anonymous said...

Tony, you should have had the theme from Deliverance playing on this video. Then you could have Byron saying, "Squeal like a pig!"

Anonymous said...

You just did a great reenactment.

Anonymous said...

You make City Hall proud and deserve a key to the restroom.