Harsh Times For Burger King In Kansas City
Sure, Burger King is going strong considering that they're not discounting their menu, raising corporate profits, experimenting with low-calorie options. In fact, some would say that the Burger King is in the midst of a turnaround.
But like all things in this wicked little town . . .
IN KANSAS CITY, POLITICAL DISCORD AND VIOLENCE IS HURTING BURGER KING BIZ!!!
A quick rundown because fast food news is close to (and probably clogging) our heart . . .
For some weird reason, Burger King was the focus of recent fast food worker protest in Kansas City led by Congressman Cleaver.
And just today . . .
The Golden Ghetto learns that fast food will cut you: Customer says Overland Park Burger King worker tried to stab him
To top it all off . . .
Cruel KC Crooks prey upon Kansas City Burger King customers: Armed men rob Burger King, developmentally disabled customer
This is all kinda strange because I would have thought that fear of the creepy Burger King would protect patrons . . . I guess not.
In conclusion, the Kansas City lesson here isn't just that crime and political strife plagues this town and fast food might kill you . . . But it will also assault and rob you too.
Hopefully, we'll have more for the morning update because now we're kinda hungry . . .