FEAR THE FORCED SACCHARINE FRIENDLINESS OF KINDER KC!!!
Check this Kansas City website guaranteed to ruin your workday . . .
It's a local site among the corporate elite based on doing (non-sexual) nice things while smiling . . .
Accordingly . . .
TKC WARNING: THE TOP MOTIVATOR OF OFFICE SHOOTINGS AND OTHER PUBLIC FREAKOUTS IS FORCED FRIENDLINESS!!!
I'm only halfway joking . . . I really want to look out for the safety of these corporate d-bags even if most of them are getting rich from sweet, sweet toy train cash.
Accordingly . . . Forcing friendliness is one of the worst things to encourage among the corporate set . . . Good deeds should come naturally and should be built on trust and mutual respect like when a chubby white woman finally takes off her top for TKC after a series of dates at various local 2 1/2 star restaurants.
Relationships, favors and good vibes can't be forced . . . See, I've been paying attention to the #Justice For Daisy propaganda after all.
But I digress . . .
It's all fun and games until somebody buys a new car.
On the other hand, credit where it's due for the Sergio the Saxman reference.