TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! JACKSON COUNTY EXEC ENDORSEMENT MEANS A LOT AMID SPECTACULAR SET OF METH TOWN MAYOR CONTENDERS!!!
There are many perspectives on politics, hope and change in Meth Town but this one is probably my favorite.
To wit . . .
CHECK A KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS OFFERING EXCLUSIVE INSIGHT ABOUT JAXCO ENDORSEMENT IN THE RACE FOR METH TOWN MAYOR!!!
Like it or not, this analysis rings true and offers an insight as to how people really watch everything shake out in hotly contested political races . . .
"TKC, it's important to note Sanders' endorsement and the big set of boobies that seems poised to replace "the big boob" in the Methtown Mayor's Office. Close up, the boobies really are impressive, and my wife speculates that Boom-Boom Weir has to wear band-aids over her nipples when she is going to speak to a group because no one would pay attention to a word she was saying otherwise."
That's harsh but also shows us that oftentimes ladies must go the extra mile to get ahead in this harsh cowtown political scene . . .
TKC NOTE: Notice The Cowboy Boots!!!
It's too early to make a prediction here but any astute observer of Jackson County politics would find it interesting to see how the County Exec is going to juggle this situation and if he'll be able to motorboat his way out of rough political waters.
Double Meth Town links for Tuesday because I'm an idiot:
Examiner: Council member cites experience in mayoral run
TKC: Meet The New Lady Mayor Of Meth Town!!!
Why do you think Sanders is leaning in so close in the photograph?
ReplyDeleteI would question the judgement of a woman who wears cowboy boots with her evening gown.
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ReplyDeleteI would question the judgement of anyone who noticed the cowboy boots.
She looks like Jennifer Garner in "Electra".
ReplyDeletePlease Jesus let her be caught up in a "sexting scandal" and TKC has all the pics.
Umph really now!
DeleteI'm more interested in what she thinks of unsolicited bulk email.
ReplyDeleteI will give her 15K for those pics.
ReplyDeleteI only noticed the boots because her boobs weren't so easy to see in that photo as in the photo with Sanders.
ReplyDeleteOh, ok.
ReplyDeleteI would lap at her cunt like a thirst stricken dog
ReplyDeleteBand Aids huh?
ReplyDeleteUndeniable points of interest.
Any old boyfriends on here want to share a more intimate description of her lady parts? Areola size and color at least?
I do hope she wins, because the chatter on here for four years will be most interesting.
ReplyDelete7:06 I would be more interested to see what she thinks of the her city manager caught in a car drunk with his pants down.
ReplyDeleteWas she there? Did she strip for him in front of the headlights?
ReplyDeleteI wonder whether Calvin gets jealous when pictures of Mike turn up on the internet pawing women?
ReplyDeleteThat fundraiser was months ago Tony. Your tipster is making you look bad.
ReplyDeleteMike should not be making endorsements like that and I think he knows it. But his ADD gets the best of him when he gets talking faster and faster and things come tumbling out of that rattle-trap.
I'd fuck her in the ass and cum on her tits.
ReplyDeleteLanding strip?
ReplyDeleteDon't know if she does or not but I'd land face first on that.
ReplyDeleteMike is like a big kid. He cannot stop meddling where he really has no reason to get involved. Watch him try to walk back that endorsement, but he did give it that night. How much you wanna bet that he already tried to walk back his endorsement so supporters of "Boom-Boom" made these pictures available to Tony?
ReplyDeleteAs much as I hate Weir's political double talking and condescending attitude, I also hate the shit out of the old fart, redneck good old boys and girls who have been running the show in Independence for decades. If they don't get some new blood and dump that goofey assed city manager Independence will be going absolutely nowhere are a city.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that she is totally smooth, so I would say Landing Strip is probably her choice. I do not think she would go with the 70s porn star bush.
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure that body is wasted on her because she strikes me as a "lights on, under the sheets and no talking" type. Really too bad.
ReplyDeleteIll bet she's furry from her belly button to her butthole. That's how I keep my ol'lady.I don't care if she begs to trim it.I like it, so it stays.
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good grief, aren't you boys suppose to be at school? Did you miss the short bus again?
as for this lady, or anyone that Mikey endorsees, BFD. No one gives a crap. Mikey out stayed his limited welcome.
10:58 Right! Is it the cowgirl boots or did someone just not get their milk for breakfast??? You gentlemen are doing the most this am! lol wow
ReplyDeleteAt least some of Mike Sanders' sexual stalker victims, like Katie Corder, can breathe a sigh of relief now that he has his dick aimed at her vag instead of theirs.
ReplyDeleteAt least some of Mike Sanders' sexual stalker victims, like Katie Corder, can breathe a sigh of relief now that he has his dick aimed at her vag instead of theirs.
ReplyDeletelook at those vodka hams she's swinging
ReplyDeleteSkippy's brother-in-law David Egger has been pushing that Katie Corder story for more than a year.
ReplyDeleteShe is hot!
ReplyDeleteShe is terrible in bed.
ReplyDeleteWhen I knew her the areola were smaller than you might expect on a busty gal -- smaller than a quarter larger than a dime and very bright pink. But she did have oddly prominent nipples.
ReplyDeleteFrom the grip she has on that mic I am guessing she knows how to handle a good size dick.
ReplyDeleteI'm challenging whether the "Awesome Tipster" quotes are legitimate, or really Tonys musings which he doesnt have the balls to fess up to.
ReplyDeleteAny guesses on the size of those puppies and what size kennel they fit in?
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