TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY ROYALS STAY LOSING PLAYOFF RACE!!!
Last night was the last real glimmer of hope that Kansas City fanboys could cling to before the inevitable disappointment.
To wit . . .
TKC IS CALLING IT: THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS ARE OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!!!
Proof that doesn't realize how deep this town's pro-sports losing streak really runs . . .
Reuters: Royals on brink of elimination after loss
ESPN: Justin Smoak helps Mariners push Royals to brink of playoff elimination
Fox News: Paxton, Mariners blank Royals
It's really just not fair to frustrated sports newscasters to get their hopes up any longer . . . So, let's start the journey toward reality as Kansas City fanboys must now pretend to admire all of the "progress" involved in attaining a 3rd place ranking and once again missing the post season.