TKC BOYCOTT AGAINST THE ROASTERIE CONTINUES!!! KANSAS CITY SHOULD GIVE MONEY TO HOBOS INSTEAD OF PAYING DISCOUNT PRICES FOR SLUDGE!!!
It kills me to mention this but here's the setup for a Kansas City Sunday good deed . . .
"Roasterie today, September 29, to celebrate their anniversary (and National Coffee Day) is offering guests 20 cent cups of their 20th Anniversary Platinum Edition Blend."
As all of Kansas City is aware . . .
THE TKC BOYCOTT HAS DEVASTATED ROASTERIE BIZ, RUINED THEIR IMAGE AND CALLED OUT THEIR BIZ PRACTICES THANKS TO KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS!!!
Heck, our KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTER investigative journalism even discovered that they were literally paying their workers in beans.
And so ... Because they have blighted a working class neighborhood with a prop that should have been placed in Brookside . . .
TKC ENCOURAGES ALL OF KANSAS CITY TO CONTINUE THIS KICK-ASS BOYC0TT AGAINST THE ROASTERIE AND GIVE THE 20 CENTS TO A KANSAS CITY HOBO INSTEAD!!!
This could be the greatest thing locals could do and will also offer a way for TKC Readers to enjoy some real coffee rather than sludge!!!
Developing . . .
Jesus tony, give it a break. That fuckin plane is cool as hell. I do wish it was in my neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteIf La Raza builds a National Headquarters in my neighborhood and put up a giant Leaf Blower on the building I wouldn't bitch as much as you have about that plane.
Jesus...
Tony, you have become the Guy de Maupassant of the West Side. Get over the damn thing!
ReplyDeleteLolz @ chuck, funny stuff
ReplyDeleteOh come on chuck, Tony has to have his pet projects the same as you do on your black on white crime rants.
ReplyDeleteNot that I don't agree with you both a lot of the time.
I think I'll go there today. That plane upgraded the area. Turned it from a shithole and into a hellhole.
ReplyDeleteTony it is starting to look real personal......
ReplyDelete2 blocks from that plane on sw blvd. I saw a hobo pissing on a building in broad daylight. Im guessing he didnt get the memo.
ReplyDeleteI like the plane it reminds me of this huge dildoe I have.
ReplyDeleteThis is the issue that TKC has already lost. No shit, The Roasterie Coffee has much more name recognition and product quality that could ever come out of TKC...
ReplyDeleteForget about it Tony, it's only Chinatown.
ReplyDeleteLATE BREAKING-----INVESTIGATIVE!!!!
ReplyDeleteReporter: I'm standing outside the Roasterie coffee shop, where hundreds of homeless people have queued along with a cross-section of KC residents, each holding twenty cents, to take advantage of the Roasterie's 20th-year in business coffee special. Yes, that's right, KC's own Danny O'Neill, founder of The Roasterie, is celebrating their success by inviting everyone to stop by for a cup of coffee for 20 cents!
The mood is "perking" up around here.....although one Latino blogger appears to be a "drip" on the festivities. Back to you in the studio.
Joe,
ReplyDeleteOn what GROUNDS is this angry latino upset? Doesnt overly priced coffee go well with snack cakes bought at the lil debbie outlet?
Let it goooooo Tony!
ReplyDeleteControl Tower:
ReplyDeleteRoasterie, you are cleared for takeoff!
On a similar note hows that dead polar bear doing, Tony?
ReplyDelete4:33 comment
ReplyDeleteAh, nice counterpoint to STIR THE POT. Coffee and Little Debbie, while viewing unFILTERED internet porn, make for a smooth BLEND.
Hey! Whatever ROASTS your NUTS!
who actually stops in the Gangsta hood anyway..; i wouldn't stop just for coffee
ReplyDeleteThe plane is cool. Way cooler than Alonzo, Glazer and Bones - the fools Tony likes to promote and that wipe out any chance of him having a shred of credibility.
ReplyDeleteThe last great hipster joint in Kansas City
ReplyDeleteTony, you have become the Guy de Maupassant of the West Side. Get over the damn thing!
ReplyDeletePlane is cool and the coffee is good so go fuck yourself. Way to attack local business douche
ReplyDeleteHaving a steamy cup now.mmmmmm
ReplyDeleteMmm -good.