SHOW-ME THE SEN. CLAIRE McCASKILL INTERNETS SWINE SCANDAL!!!
Because the "news" is much sillier than anything in The Onion.
Here's a Missouri scandal other than the KC Council dude sexter showing off his wang with very few consequences.
Claire McCaskill tweets photo of dead pig, hilarity ensues
Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill offends vegans on Twitter with roast pig photo, (sort of) apologizes
Senator Claire McCaskill Angers a Bunch of Vegans on Twitter with Pig Roast Photos
In case anybody was wondering, this isn't political news. It's just the American media watching public getting fattened up on content before the slaughter.
More in a bit . . .