Because the "news" is much sillier than anything in The Onion.
Here's a Missouri scandal other than the KC Council dude sexter showing off his wang with very few consequences.
Check it:
Claire McCaskill tweets photo of dead pig, hilarity ensues
Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill offends vegans on Twitter with roast pig photo, (sort of) apologizes
Senator Claire McCaskill Angers a Bunch of Vegans on Twitter with Pig Roast Photos
In case anybody was wondering, this isn't political news. It's just the American media watching public getting fattened up on content before the slaughter.
More in a bit . . .
Humans are omnivores. Our history would be dead if our ancestors had stayed vegan, our brains were tiny little monkey things until we started eating meat. Then as our brains grew we became more intelligent with greater reasoning and the ability to make real tools, not just sticks to pull ants from a hill.
ReplyDeleteSo me thinks the moral of this human story is don't eat meat, be food for something bigger, eat meat and be smarter with tools to kill the bigger beast and eat it.
Give thanks to the pig for concentrating all that good good protein.
Oh give me a fucking break! They have no issue looking at monkey butt faced McCaskill all the time but a roasted pig is to much. I say "Fuck You" all you fucking whiney GD pussies. Fuck no wonder this world is going to shit, what with all the Glazer, Harley and Byron wanna be's all jockeying for new dick no wonder, it's all going into the shitter.
ReplyDeleteLast week it was Streetcar pork... this week the regular kind.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteIf its Pork or zucchini fuck vegans
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Was the pig wearing an Obama mask?
ReplyDeleteClaire is a swine.
ReplyDeleteWhat about all those Vegans eating baby carrots?
ReplyDeletePedophile cannibals!
claire supports a company grad article 15 for rape of a fellow soldier
ReplyDeleteconsisting of twenty hours extra duty for that rape charge
Was it a self-portrait?
ReplyDelete26,000 military rapes last year
ReplyDeleteand clair is ok with it
Claire is a rape apologist
ReplyDeleteyou mean claire wants a military captain to determine the sentence of 26,000 rape cases that occur every year
ReplyDeleteinteresting claire goes after the vegans the week she backs the military against the victims of rape
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