Kansas City Royals Win World Series Again!!!
False alarm . . . Sorry about that, the team just made a tiny bit of progress on extending their mostly losing season a few more games . . .
CBS Sports: Playoff-hopeful Royals notch big win over Indians
Meanwhile, better baseball teams are waiting to hit their stride in October rather than giving everything they've got to sneak into a place where they don't belong like some cowtown working-class hottie giving herself away at a nice restaurant by asking for White Zin while the waiter tries not to chuckle.