HONEST KANSAS CITY HOBO BUYS A HOME AND A CAR WITH INTERNETS DONATIONS!!!
Honesty and the power of the Internets and kindness to a blonde, rich white lady provide the path to prosperity for a Kansas City homeless dude.
Accordingly, TKC can be grumpy but it's important to remember that it's really in everyone's interest to be nice to upper-class white ladies.
Proof . . .
New York Daily News: Formerly homeless Kansas City man buys house, car after online fund-raiser
The donations added up to more than $190K as the story of Kansas City hobo honesty fascinated the world . . .
New York Daily News rounds up the story and ends with this money quote . . .
"This is what they call the American Dream," he said. "I want to thank all the people that helped me out. I want them to see where all their efforts, blessings and kindness is going."
And this is good news for a lot of reasons but mostly because it might still enrage so many Kansas City suckers slaving at their job today under the mistaken notion that the reward for hard work is anything but more hard work.
Developing . . .