TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY VEGAN FOOD FIGHT!!!
THEY say that vegan food is supposed to not only promote better health but also contribute to a "cruelty-free" and positive mental outlook.
To wit . . .
IT'S IMPORTANT TO TAKE NOTE OF A SLAP-FIGHT EMERGING BETWIXT TWO KANSAS CITY VEGAN RESTAURANTS!!!
Let's get more specific . . .
THERE'S A KANSAS CITY VEGAN SMACKDOWN COMING SOON THAT PITS CROSSROADS CAFE GRATITUDE VS. THE WESTSIDE FÜD RESTAURANT!!!
TKC can't pick a side here because the fare at both places kinda tastes like lawn clippings. However, because FÜD is a Westside biz . . . I'll give them the advantage, also I heard their vegan brownies were worth a try for those without a fully functioning liver.
Anyhoo . . . Let's drill down even deeper into this "green" catfight . . .
First, the FÜD restaurant fires off the opening salvo . . .
"I've been thinking all day about how to handle a volatile situation that involves damaging gossip, business and ethics. It's really weird when it's coming from a place that professes a "positive" way of thinking. ugh."
And then . . . Cafe Gratitude responds with a bit of faux graciousness . . .
"If you're referring to me or Cafe Gratitude, I'd love to talk with you. I've been hearing odd things over here as well and it seems like there is some misunderstanding and gossip happening that at least isn't true from this end. I only wish you and Fud well and would love to clear up anything with you. I have the best of intentions over here! If this message is referring to me, please private message me and let's set up a time to talk! Love, GRATEFUL LADY"
And so . . .
WE'RE COUNTING ON THESE VEGAN KANSAS CITY LADY RESTAURANT VIXENS TO TOTALLY GET RAW WITH ONE ANOTHER!!!
And now my conscience kicks in . . . There has been too much violence in Kansas City as of late. And while the prospect of a lady vegan food fight is both thrilling and low calorie . . . I don't want to promote conflict.
Accordingly, I'm offering KICK-ASS TKC MEDIATION to both of these ladies in the interest of keeping the peace betwixt rabbit food purveyors. Let's work this all out over burgers and fries at one of the many fast food places TKC frequents. It's my hope we can resolve this situation so everyone feels comfortable eating out in Kansas City.
Developing . . .