TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY POLAR BEAR MIGHT ALSO SUFFER FROM DEADLY DEPRESSION!!!
RIGHT NOW we're continuing our live, late-breaking and investigative coverage of Kansas City's deathly ill polar bear.
To wit . . .
JUST LIKE THE DEAD NEW YORK POLAR BEAR . . . KANSAS CITY'S NIKITA MIGHT ALSO SUFFER FROM DEADLY DEPRESSION!!!
New York Magazine: Gus, the Depressed Central Park Polar Bear, Dead at 27
Remember that TKC was the FIRST and ONLY Kansas City newsie outlet to report that polar bear health problems were much worse then KC Zoo propaganda estimated. As Zoo officials and the Parks Board scrambled to come up with excuses . . . Nikita convalesced NEAR DEATH in the intensive care wing of the Zoo for MANY DAYS LONGER than initially projected.
Now . . .
THE DEMISE OF NEW YORK POLAR BEAR "GUS" GIVES NEW INSIGHT INTO WHAT COULD BE ANOTHER TERMINAL ILLNESS CONFRONTING KANSAS CITY'S POLAR BEAR NIKITA!!!
Just like Nikita, Gus had a lot of problems:
New York Times: Farewell to Gus, Whose Issues Made Him a Star
Erratic swimming proved symptomatic of grave issue for "Gus" and it's important to realize . . .
BOTH KANSAS CITY BERLIN AND NIKITA HAVE SIMILAR WEIRD SWIMMING SYMPTOMS WHICH SIGNAL SOME DEEP AND POSSIBLY DEADLY ISSUES!!!
Clearly the "tummy ache" touted by mainstream media was nothing more than a despicable ruse put forth to protect yet another Kansas City foolhardy expenditure.
Finally . . .
New York could forgo acquiring another polar bear to replace the depressed one that just died.
Gothamist: Central Park Zoo Might Not Get New Polar Bears
And so once again Kansas City is at the forefront of ideas that other, bigger, better cities have abandoned.
Kansas City is paying a fortune for a deathly ill polar bear to wallow in depression IN ADDITION TO an old school toy train streetcar that will bring this town up to date with turn of the 20th century transit advancements.
Thankfully, only KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS are brave enough to bring this news of deadly depression confronting the deathly ill Kansas City polar bear that this town is funding via a shameful FOREVER TAX.
Developing . . .