SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY CONSERVATIVE JACK CASHILL UNCOVERS MO. 'OBAMA MASK' RODEO CLOWN CONSPIRACY!!!
Once again Kansas City Conservative author, conspiracy theorist and 20-Year-Hillary Clinton opponent Jack Cashill takes us through the looking glass.
How a Missouri Rodeo Became a Phony Scandal
Mr. Cashill makes it personal against the author of the post that started the media storm and then credits conservative bloggers for defending the rights of rodeo clowns everywhere . . .
A strong lead that doesn't play upon stereotypes at all:
"If an eccentric, liberal, nudist musician had not attended a rodeo at the Missouri State Fair a week ago Saturday, the world would be a slightly happier place."
Still, the Conspiracy/Conservative perspective on this scandal is welcomed . . .
"By Monday, the story was front-page news with the liberal spin fully woven into the warp and woof. The USA Today quoted (Perry) Beam as saying of the rodeo, "It was feeling like some kind of Klan rally you'd see on TV." Beam, a Hillary enthusiast, may have been the only one at the rodeo to feel that way, but he had kindred spirits aplenty in every major American newsroom. (For verification, watch HBO's self-parodying Newsroom.)"
And there is the conspiracy hiding right in the open . . . Crappy pay-cable primetime dramas reveal that the elite and possibly the Illuminati have collaborated to censor the Missouri State Fair. Clearly, none of us can be free until rodeo clown persecution ends.
Finally, Mr. Cashill concludes by claiming this story was a "distraction" in the age of Prez Obama, a distraction to which he has dedicated considerable effort documenting.
And this brings us to yet another TKC Movie Fave reference:
Michael Corleone: "We're both part of the same hypocrisy . . ."
More in a bit . . .