MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY PASTOR AND COUNCILMAN BROOKS $15K AND SEXING SCANDAL PROMO!!! KSHB CLAIMS: "LOOK OUT, THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE!!!"
Oh happy Kansas City day . . .
We've been talking, wishing, hoping and bothering so many people about this one for so long . . . And now it has begun . . .
WELCOME TO THE BEGINNING OF THE SEXY SCANDAL THAT WILL END THE POLITICAL CAREER OF PASTOR AND COUNCILMAN MICHAEL BROOKS!!!
Here's the NBC Action News Promo . . .
Pastor Councilman Brooks Promo From NBC ACTION NEWS!!!
Also, you heard about this FIRST on TKC but I'm not gonna brag because there's nothing to brag about . . . Real journalists and a ton of lawyers did all of the heavy lifting on this one and our ADVANCED AND AWESOME PREVIEW was really more along the lines of Drudge telling us back in the day about Monica and a blue dress before a historic media blowout . . . Yes, that's right, Matt Drudge is a TKC hero . . . And we rather enjoy how that makes Dead Tree Media newsies wretch in horror. But enough about me and my special brand of awesome sauce nobody really wants to see or text . . .
Also, just a bit of explanation to keep it legal . . . Given that Pastor and Councilman Michael Brooks is purportedly a man of God and a married man . . . It's my opinion that any messages he sends back and forth that are described by news as "racy" are explicit given the context and qualify as "sexting" in the classic sense of the term . . . Mainstream media isn't going to show his MANCHICKEN without blurring but I think we that what happened is inappropriate and wouldn't pass the smell test (ew) at any decent Church.
Now back to the fun . . .
THIS STORY IS GOING TO EXPOSE CONNECTIONS TO CITY HALL $15K . . . SEXY MESSAGES . . . AND A FEW AWESOME TIPSTERS FREAKED WHEN THEY HEARD THE FBI NAMECHECKED IN THIS PROMO!!!
Warning . . . We're totally going to blog this thing into the ground because it has been such a long time in the making . . .
Already politicos and Kansas City power brokers are moving into place to survive the fallout of this tale told by KICK-ASS NEWSIE RYAN KATH.
While the newspaper is busy covering a rodeo . . .
THIS COUNCILMAN BROOKS SCANDAL IS SET TO CHANGE THE LANDSCAPE OF KANSAS CITY POLITICS PERMANENTLY AND GIVE KANSAS CITY A SEXY DIGITAL MESSAGING HOT MESS WORTHY OF A MAJOR METROPOLIS!!!
Please suggest a tag/label for all of the upcoming coverage because we're just too giddy to think of a moniker involving anything other than EPIC COUNCIL DUDE MANCHICKEN!!!
More, so much more, to come . . . Natch.