MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY PASTOR AND COUNCILMAN BROOKS $15K AND SEXING SCANDAL PROMO!!! KSHB CLAIMS: "LOOK OUT, THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE!!!"
Oh happy Kansas City day . . .
We've been talking, wishing, hoping and bothering so many people about this one for so long . . . And now it has begun . . .
WELCOME TO THE BEGINNING OF THE SEXY SCANDAL THAT WILL END THE POLITICAL CAREER OF PASTOR AND COUNCILMAN MICHAEL BROOKS!!!
Here's the NBC Action News Promo . . .
Pastor Councilman Brooks Promo From NBC ACTION NEWS!!!
Also, you heard about this FIRST on TKC but I'm not gonna brag because there's nothing to brag about . . . Real journalists and a ton of lawyers did all of the heavy lifting on this one and our ADVANCED AND AWESOME PREVIEW was really more along the lines of Drudge telling us back in the day about Monica and a blue dress before a historic media blowout . . . Yes, that's right, Matt Drudge is a TKC hero . . . And we rather enjoy how that makes Dead Tree Media newsies wretch in horror. But enough about me and my special brand of awesome sauce nobody really wants to see or text . . .
Also, just a bit of explanation to keep it legal . . . Given that Pastor and Councilman Michael Brooks is purportedly a man of God and a married man . . . It's my opinion that any messages he sends back and forth that are described by news as "racy" are explicit given the context and qualify as "sexting" in the classic sense of the term . . . Mainstream media isn't going to show his MANCHICKEN without blurring but I think we that what happened is inappropriate and wouldn't pass the smell test (ew) at any decent Church.
Now back to the fun . . .
THIS STORY IS GOING TO EXPOSE CONNECTIONS TO CITY HALL $15K . . . SEXY MESSAGES . . . AND A FEW AWESOME TIPSTERS FREAKED WHEN THEY HEARD THE FBI NAMECHECKED IN THIS PROMO!!!
Warning . . . We're totally going to blog this thing into the ground because it has been such a long time in the making . . .
Already politicos and Kansas City power brokers are moving into place to survive the fallout of this tale told by KICK-ASS NEWSIE RYAN KATH.
While the newspaper is busy covering a rodeo . . .
THIS COUNCILMAN BROOKS SCANDAL IS SET TO CHANGE THE LANDSCAPE OF KANSAS CITY POLITICS PERMANENTLY AND GIVE KANSAS CITY A SEXY DIGITAL MESSAGING HOT MESS WORTHY OF A MAJOR METROPOLIS!!!
Please suggest a tag/label for all of the upcoming coverage because we're just too giddy to think of a moniker involving anything other than EPIC COUNCIL DUDE MANCHICKEN!!!
More, so much more, to come . . . Natch.
Dude.
ReplyDeletePlease
Grow.
Up.
Now!
Just imagine how giddy Tony will be when he finally gets laid.
ReplyDeleteOhh he was giddy alright!! he made his man-chicken cluck. ask Brooks.
ReplyDeleteTKC...thanks for your comments re Drudge. I'm a moderate - news junky who watches all outlets and there is no doubt that Drudge and Fox News has saved the country.
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ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!! too funny!
But really, TKC does make the news outlets in KC step up their game.
Can't wait to milk the venom out of that 12 inch black mamba!!! Slurp.
ReplyDeleteI think Troy Schulte will get the blow back from the newsy report. He let a councilmember push him around.
ReplyDeleteTony gets laid! Glazer fucks him daily!
ReplyDeleteGwen Grant wants more like him elected in the urban core instead of white women.
ReplyDeleteIf the rodeo made the national news, then this probably will too. Of course, he could just decide to run for mayor. Works for New York.
ReplyDeleteIts amazes how much info Ryan Kath shares with you, he continues to ignore any sense of professionalism.
ReplyDeleteWednesday? WTF? I guess Ossco & his, P.O.S.S.E., needs a few days to be, Bolton the fuck up outa here?
ReplyDeleteThere is no running from the FBI.
ReplyDeletePastor Brooks isn't taking responsibility for his actions! Praying for his wife & family. Sometimes I think some (not ALL) pastors believe the WORD doesn't apply to them but just the congregation. Then it's sad to hear he has mistresses. Even if his wife is older ,doesn't mean he disrespect his wife and family. Remember, it takes two.
DeleteThe women who carry themselves as the other "woman", you pay also.
The only reason anyone is making a big deal about this is because he's black. Now if he were white, he would be considered mayoral candidate material.
ReplyDeleteYour bait is too hard to swallow at this angle.
DeleteExpect a blitzkrieg of Chiefs, Royals, sports, anything else in these town? And other distractions in the local media.
ReplyDeleteNo one will even care.
Got caught with his dick in the pussy jar.
ReplyDelete"And it was decreed that the Children of Abraham should cast forth and seek out the young pussy."
ReplyDeleteAnd it was so.
I thought a print publication has had this information for months...months but didn't do anything with it? Rumor on the streets....
ReplyDeleteWhen is it going to be in my newspaper? Delivered right to my front door daily by the way.
ReplyDeleteBe there!!! This is gonna' be a good un!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the matter Byron where are your smartass comments now about white people attacking a black man?
ReplyDeleteYou phony ass racist. Brooks is a prime example of what's wrong with the black community.
B.S. - this says NOTHING about the black community. This is one man's failing. No more, no less
ReplyDeleteMy ass is in the air for Brooksy!!!! Fill me up daddy!!!
ReplyDeleteHerico what fucking planet do you live on?
ReplyDeleteShow me the gravey
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth does this surprise anyone? Niggers are animals and act accordingly. No, it's nothing new, they've always acted this way....ever since the Civil War, turned the fucking creatures loose.
ReplyDeleteI bet Brooks NSA file is pretty juicy.
ReplyDeleteIf you wanna see some dick the rodeo coming to town
ReplyDeleteIs Ossco holding it for Brooks! His little alterboy! Dont try to join the choir now singing religion. Stick to your P.O.S.S.E or is it spelled correctly.
ReplyDeleteByron Fake Funkhouser, why don't you find a NYC blog and bless them with your asinine comments? Maybe they'll buy your fake Funk story.
ReplyDeleteOssco did you take your bible when you went to Vegas????
ReplyDeleteThis Brooks scandal is representative of the many, many, many people who showed up at his church yesterday to hear the word of God (cough) I meant from the man of God.
ReplyDeleteBlack clergy can get away with just about anything and the sheep will flock to the church as if nothing happened.
Next, he'll be appointed to some other committee, will run for Congressman, then Governor, then President in that order.
So, predictable. (emphasis on DIC)
This cultural attribute is just as deadly as black on black crime. It must be dealt with.
Did he use a City phone?
ReplyDeleteDid he have an Obama phone?
ReplyDeleteHas he ever wore an Obama mask?
ReplyDeleteDid he get his purple Stacy Adams in the background of his purple crayon?
ReplyDeleteDid his Kangol cap tell him he can go now?
ReplyDeleteOn the same day that Whitey Bulger was found guilty. Coincidence or ................?
ReplyDeleteI done think this case should be turned over to the prostituting attorney for fodder action as to clear this brother who be a victim of racism.
ReplyDeleteDumbody tell Mean Faker to up on de caze adin. Der boyfiend dunn messed up.
DeleteNow for reality. THIS is probably all you'll ever hear about this matter. It's being swept away, as I write these words..
ReplyDeleteUmmm church finger up. No it' s not! Stop lieing!
DeleteTony, you and Channel 41 are slimy pieces of shit and this just confirms it.
ReplyDeleteWhy would someone say this unless there is truth here? The news report the news to the community! I' m not sure of full detail but it seems to me Brooks and his crooks are caught in a nook and at this point can' t get off the hook. That's just how it looks. Yes someone is going to need $$ on their books. All behind some pics the good Rev took!
DeleteFTW.
DeleteThat is all.
This is why anyone with a brain knows this blog is important. Fucked up at times. - yes. But unrelenting when some piece of shit is trying to hide their dirty deeds. It put the pressure on lamestream. There are a lot of stories some of the good ones want to cover but bosses won't let them until there is enough buzz generated. TKC is the BUZZ BUZZ. Yes Tony we must keep up the pressure so they stay on it until Brooks, Bolton and even Schulte get what they deserve. They need to give the $15k back, Brooks and Schulte need to be fired and everyone needs to keep the kids away from these fake religious conmen. There are still well known folks who are still singing praises. They need to shut get a clue or be investigated for what sleazy dealings they have with him. No more money to these conmen! ENOUGH!
ReplyDeleteDumb fuckers can run but they can't hide. They did think they could get away with it. Have to show them different and let the rest of the crooks on the council know they are next.
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