METH TOWN MAN CHARGED WITH KILLING 'ELLA' THE KANSAS CITY CEMETERY DEER!!!



A note regarding local justice that evoked far more outrage than all of the other unwarranted East side murders in Kansas City . . .

A man has been cited for killing Ella, a beloved deer at a Kansas City, Mo. cemetery.

"Phoenix M. Vankirk, of Independence, Mo., was issued a ticket by the conservation department for killing a deer out of season."

Court documents say he was trying to feed his family. His FB account is public and he's flashing gang signs along with pix of his family.

Remember that PETA was offering a reward on this atrocity . . . As locals seem far more dedicated to justice for animals rather than showing much concern about people.

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  1. One look at this guy's FB page speaks volumes.
    Society is fucked.

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  2. Am I Being Too Harsh?8/30/13, 10:16 AM

    I don't believe the guy. Throw the book at him.

    BTW, the deer was more likable than most of those thugs and thugettes who get killed on the East side.

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  3. Yeah. Aminals are way cuter, & (usually) don't act like a-holes.

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  4. We should string this wigger up in the town square.
    Just fucking worthless.

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  5. Probably shot it to grind up the carcass and add it to his bathtub meth.

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  6. Lives across from the cemetery and after all the PR Ella received he was clueless?

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  7. Trying to feed his family uh huh.

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  8. I Gots To Feed My Shack Up & The Kid8/30/13, 10:39 AM

    Also, he didn't realize the gates to the cemetery were locked until after he shot the deer?

    Hmmm.

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  9. Golden opportunity for an animal rights active to be a martyr for the cause.

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  10. on his front porch grilling

    Caveman routine

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  11. Nice to know 19 year old morons with 45's have such maturity and discretion.

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  12. Yeah one look at his Facebook page pretty much sums it up.

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  13. Most folk would never eat a skunk,
    but then again some folk'll,
    Like Phoenix, the slack-jawed yokel!

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  14. Fuck Deer. Now if he had killed a Possum that would be a whole different ballgame.

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  15. A man? Ha you call this punk a man?

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  16. Here's the punks FB page. https://www.facebook.com/phoenix.vankirk?fref=ts

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  17. Looks like he knocked up his whiskeh-taaango high school gf, & now they're just a'hangin' out, being all young and "engaged" with a poor, adorable baby caught in the crossfire.
    Take a sec to read some of the comments. Hillbilly City, yo.

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  18. They'll have to sell the baby to come up with cash to pay the fine.

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  19. oooooooohhhhh!!!! I'm sooo mad at this punk. I could suck the meanyness out of him and swallow it down!!!!

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  20. It's just a deer. Who cares.

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  21. She was more important than your dumb ass.

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  22. Kudos to the Jackson County Sheriff Department. They caught the guy and let Conservation take the glory. Way to go Sheriff Sharp. Keep up the good work.

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  23. He was in the cemetery "shooting up."

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  24. Just like that nigger that killed the woman and child. Just did it to feed his family. On the other hand, somebody just might catch this "Phoenix" cocksucker, out some night and just happen to beat the living fuck outta him...It could happen.

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  25. Some people actually believe his line on the news FB pages. What a bunch of dimwit morons inhabit this city.

    He was trying to feed his family!

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  26. Truly a world class city.

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  27. Just a deer. Animal life has no value compared to human life.

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  28. Just a brain dead human. See post above.

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  29. His address is public record and I sure wouldn't want to be him right now!! Damn idiot screwed the pooch!

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  30. If he wanted to feed his family, why didn't he sell his gun &/or cancel his internet service?

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  31. How about a Vietnamese guy, killing your dog, "to feed his family"?? Would that be cool too? Fucking creeps.

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  32. This... is THIS!

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  33. Reminds me I need to go out to the freezer and pull out some deer meat for the holiday BBQ before they run out and pass Ella's law.

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  34. Thanks dude,you saved someone a totaled out car.guarantee it!

    Suck it.
    You're welcome

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  35. Sure, he should have sold his gun to an inna city thug.

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  36. I hear that, if it's prepared correctly, nigger is pretty fine eating.

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  37. Indeed!I've always enjoyed nigger toes.

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  38. Castrate the motherfucker with a plastic fork

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  39. 12:02 PM


    Hennossy shut the fuck up!

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  40. There used to be a bounty on their lips. Sounds like a great way to return to a simpler time....

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  41. he didn't come forward ..... he bragged about shooting the deer and one of his friends reported it.

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  42. After he got his ticket he probably laughing and started saying man did I fuck the cops or what dudes!!

    That's the way these little cocksuckers are.

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  43. There's a couple other laws this piece of shit wanna be tough guy broke. First, it's illegal in Missouri to sell a handgun to anyone under the age of 21. If the gun is legit, the cops should squeeze him to give up the name of the gun dealer. If it's not, throw some federal gun charge at him. Second, it's illegal to discharge a firearm the way this asshat did, so there's another thing to book him on.

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  44. I agree the guy is a douche. However - watch they WILL "throw the book at" this cat for killing a deer but all the other idiots in this town breaking the law will get away their shenanigans. Something smells in here.

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  45. One of his friends reported it and they're splitting the reward of $6500.

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  46. Byron why don't you do everyone a favor and quit pretending you're a Funkhouser, cancel your Internet service and get a job, you fake, flakey mooch.

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  47. Byron don't feed his family we all do.

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  48. No money to buy food > guess the reward money will buy you more tatoos and beer, huh? Such a cowardly, lying, LOSER!!

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  49. I am totally disgusted with this person for getting away with killing this beautiful animal that trusted humans. This human should never be trusted, and deserves some sort of backlash from the community-embarrassment and a nice hefty fine. He sounds like a guy without a conscience and he deserves a decent punishment. I am so sad about this poor deer.

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  50. get a job you jackass!

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  51. this idiot has a child omg he was stupid enough to kill a loving trusting deewr.too stupid to know the gates were locked and too lazy too carry it he needs to b punished the little fine isnt good enough drag him behind a truck. get a job support ur family moron

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  52. The reward was just to get info there wasn't one. To bad the idoit drug addict that ran to the police when he didnt have all the facts thought he was going to get another bag with the fake reward money. But instead he got nothing. To bad for him. Ella was a great deer and didnt deserve what happened but when you look at it she was a deer and people kill them all the time. Leave the guy alone and move on all this wont bring her back. Suck it up and get a life

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  53. HI, I'm not a detective but I have notice one thing in this story that could answer the question. Is this man the killer or just in it for the reward??? Has anyone try to match the bullet to his gun???? I have not read anything of this happening. Surely that would answer the question???

    Ann

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  54. DAMN RIGHT

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