Monday, August 19, 2013

Kansas City Sassafras Situation Tonight!!!



Sophie Sassafras is one of our favorite new Kansas City burlesque babes and she's still going strong with her Internets radio program in addition to so many other adventures up to and including modeling awesomeness. 

If you're hanging around the house and lonely . . . And given that you're reading this blog, that's probably the case . . .

Tune into the Sassafras Situation and listen to LOCAL and worldwide burlesque, pinup, rockabilly, and retro music and talk.

Starts @ 9 on Slam Radio.

More in a bit . . .

28 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Sure she will have a better career than Glazer can ever dream of having.

Penis Van Lesbian and Dick Van Dyke said...

Wink wink!

Anonymous said...

I applaud her use of the radio. Listening to her is so much better than seeing her.

Anonymous said...

Since we've changed from a nation of farmers and factory workers to a nation of pole dancers and waiters I may give it a listen.

Anonymous said...

Stunning

Truth said...

If she is not showing Nipples or Twat she is not sexy.

Anonymous said...

Maybe after Jean Peters Baker is run out of office for incompetence she will turn to Milf-stripping?

Gespacho said...

That last comment was RUDE.

And also made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

Is Jean covered with tattoos? She's the right age for it. Like those fifty-something's at Costco sporting those tatts. With sagging skin. Tattoos don't hold up with age.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, those tats will be beautiful in 25 years. She will look like old white trash instead of young white trash.

Anonymous said...

@2:37 now thats some funny shit

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face. But I would use a condom. She looks a little nasty.

Anonymous said...

Dayum.

Anonymous said...

6:28 I already did, but I used a radiation suit.

PS If you suit up make sure you fart beforehand....

Anonymous said...

Sophie fatterASS is nothing more than a facebook generated personality with zero talent.If you are unfortunate enough to follow her facebook, you'll see that she is just a desperate individual looking for recognition without offering up any real talent. She spends all day on social media, updating you about her newest ups and downs, and meal and dog pics and marijuana induced cosmo kramer schemes. she's a hack. she's a slut. i heard she has had several std's. she can't act or perform any real bits. She's been performing the same routine for 2 years now, and all us girls in the burlesque and pin up community are sick of her lying, cheating STEALING ass. Thats right, ask her about the stolen benefit money.. as far as her stupid "radio" show (get off the internet and onto the real waves), if she had to be gaded on her public speaking ability, she'd get an F for fucked. I think she's only on that "station" cause she puts out. she offers fake classes to learn how to be like her. thats like paying a crackhead the price of 3 rocks to learn how to smoke one. she's worthless and probably needs to keep applying to craisgslist ads in hopes of finding real employment outside of hussy'n.KCPT Canvassing and vintage faking it for life.

Anonymous said...

Oh, miss puffy class-less ass is sad. she posts on facebook, how tired she is of people making fun of her. Here's an idea, develop a routine and talent before trying to sell yourselves to a community comprised of other artists. she screws over EVERYONE she works with, she takes advantage. she continually feeds her own ego (and her face at chipotle, fric and frac and other large portion hipster eateries. The other artists in the community literally hate her for the discredit she brings to the pin up industry. She quit a good paying job because she thought she could make a living being "vintage". Lister girl, I've been doing this 15 years and just not got to the point where I can sustain myself on performing. Go back to wisconsin and milk a dairy cow... since you aren't lactating.

cricket said...

I am amazed at the bigots that will spread hate under the guise of anonymous. Chicken shit!

Im not alking about those fucks who just have to be nasty bastards.
I am talking about those representing the community of burlesque and pinup as unknown haters. How does that make you better than the subject you are trying to discredit here? I see you as ranting haters. Should I view the whole community of KC burlesque and pinup as haters like you?
My guess is you are just jealous that you are not the ones that this disgusting blog is about to begin with.
I'm sure Tony KC could hook you up!
Nice writng and grammar too btw.

My advice to anyone chasing a dream..... don't let haters, especially anonymous haters, get you down.

I'm not afraid to leave my contact name. If you have a problem with me I would hope that you can strap a pair of balls on and be direct, to the point, and to my face.

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

Exactly cicket! All I can say is it is obvious that this so called burlesque performer who is trashing Sophie is jealous. KC burlesque performers are supposed to support each other, I have only seen one other performer ever trash another and I wouldnt be surprised if this was her again. Sophie, dont let these low life, jealous bitches get to you. You are a beautiful, talented performer and this person only wishes they were half the woman you are.

Anonymous said...

Pin-up Industry? There are some very talented photogs in the KC area and surrounding but let's face it, you are NOT a model if you PAY someone to do your pictures and you do not get paid when your pictures are printed in magazines. Photoshop could make most woman attractive, but remember, we also see you in person! People get pissed at Sophie, but that girl puts herself out there. She isn't a photoshopped pin-up queen, and she has had a few events bomb, but she has also had some very successful events. KC Pinup has turned into a bunch of Glamor Shot Clowns. It went from sexy to stupid in just a couple of years. At least this girl is doing more then laying upside-down and buying circus dresses.

chris said...

Even though the grammar is bad and anonymous, they kind of hit the nail on the head, put yourself out there all you want, but if its bad, its bad. She's more worried about her facebook feed than she is about putting out a good product. I mean sophie is hot as hell, but you can only see the same routine so much.

PK said...

I keep hearing rumor that she held some benefit and then scooted out the back door with all the money. Does anyone know if this is true? Maybe we could hear from Sophie herself? She responded in her FB that she wants to know who is trashing her here on TKC so she can give them some facts.. But sophie, this is already public, so respond in public! Did you steal money? are you loaded with STD's? Do you know more than one routine?

Anonymous said...

I just want to know... what is a vintage wedding? Does she provide vintage clothes for the wedding party or does she just squeeze into a dress thats to small and use her sultry radio voice to marry people?

skip said...

Her newest profile picture is the sexiest yet!

Anonymous said...

Its ok guys. She's learning.

Annie said...

There are some pretty serious accusations here. I really wish She would just respond.

Anonymous said...

MOOOOO!!

Anonymous said...

I'd tap that.

Anonymous said...

She likes to ride