FEAR THE KANSAS CITY HEAT WAVE!!!
Temperatures are set to rise this week . . . Because it's August.
Sadly, mainstream media will be freaking out over this annual occurrence and advising everyone to stay indoors as if their entire viewing audience is composed of 90 year-old women with bad hearts.
It's gonna be hot for awhile and will reach 100 this week
Be careful, drink water, use sunscreen but realize that hype over the heat is mostly to make the muggy weather seem more interesting.