The Kansas City Wild Times Welcome Wagon: Teen Tourist Robbed At Knife Point

KCTV5 busts a myth about this town's tourist potential: "A teen visiting Kansas City for a conference said he was robbed at knife point."

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  1. Got him some KC "Diversity".

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  2. Welcome to Fabulous Westport!

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  3. Story is bullshit.

    Kid "couldn't find an open business" in Westport at 10 pm? He was "robbed" in front of an open business.

    What 17 y.-o. doesn't have a cell phone?

    "Walked an hour" to 39th and Wyandotte? From Westport and Broadway?

    Sounds like somebody went looking for trouble and found a little more than he thought...

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  4. Probably the only crime committed anywhere in the metro last night, right?

    Nobody ever gets robbed in the beigeburbs, right?

    Sheeyit.


    FEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEAR.

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  5. Let me take a guess at the perp description. Young and black? It's a miracle he wasn't murdered.

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  6. 5:59, are you nuts or just refusing to believe the way things really are?

    Did the kid take a direct route on his walk? Maybe he overestimated his time. Maybe he really doesn't have a cell phone...he might have missed the Obama phone giveaway.

    Sounds like an inexperienced high school student got a big 'hello' from the inner city Welcome Wagon.

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  7. Life's tough. Get a helmet.

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  8. Fucking niggers, at it again (STILL). Welcome to KC, home of the feral nigger and the accompanying danger. Exciting, huh?

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  9. While you're at Channel 5, reading about this event, check out the other news stories too. They're all about niggers beating and killing their children and niggers robbing, etc. Get the pattern YET?

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  10. And we wonder why we lose convention business.

    12:05, you're an idiot who has settled. When you can't walk down the sidewalk in an entertainment district at 10:00 pm with being strong-arm robbed, things are shit. We take back the streets and areas or we leave it to the thugs.

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