SHOCK!!! RENOWNED NEW YORK ART CRITIC JERRY SALTZ HATES NELSON-ATKINS MUSEUM OF ART BLOCH BUILDING!!!
Today, the tragic Kansas City inferiority complex which defines life in this wicked little town is about to get much worse.
To wit . . .
RIGHT NOW: RENOWNED NEW YORK MAGAZINE ART CRITIC JERRY SALTZ TOTALLY TRASHED THE BELOVED BLOCH BUILDING @ THE NELSON-ATKINS MUSEUM OF ART!!!
Background provided by AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS . . . "Jerry Saltz, famous NY art critic was invited to speak at the Nelson Art Gallery….leaves KC…and proceeds to go on FB and skewers the Nelson Art Gallery!"
Mr. Saltz uses the recent Bloch building addition to the Nelson-Atkins campus as a focal point of criticism for museums across the nation.
His polemic starts simply enough:
A Pox on your House By Jerry Saltz
Highlights that should be of interest to Kansas City residents:
"It is more tragic testimony, if any were necessary, to how those who genuinely care about and love art have become a marginal minority when it comes to museum architecture. The Bloch is all lobbies, ramps, ridiculous angles, emptiness, atria, and almost no art. I walked more than two football fields to reach the art. And this space is three floors tall.
More and the main point of the essay by Mr. Saltz:
"The Bloch addition encapsulates how architects have transformed museums into replacement cathedrals that are terrible drains on museum funds and that must be maintained at enormous annual expense, in perpetuity, making them vulnerable to every economic tick. Before most of these useless spaces are torn down in the future, our descendents will look back at us and wonder what we were thinking, how we did this to art, and our natural resources."
Update: That criticism rings true but I also think it's worth noting that the place still looks like a Butler Building to locals who don't have refined few of architecture.
The Jerry Saltz verdict on the Kansas City Nelson-Atkins Museum Bloch building that's especially loved by this town's 1% who really just visit the place to schmooze.
"Steven Holl failed. His building proves he does not care about art. It's main content is hubris, wealth, the desire to be thought of as 'an artist.'"
Now . . .
THIS CRITICISM IS DEVASTATING FOR KANSAS CITY'S ARTS COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT'S BASICALLY A TOP RANKING NEW YORK ART DUDE MOCKING THIS TOWN'S McMANSION APPROACH TO IMPRESS THE CULTURAL ELITE!!!
Here at TKC we've had similar criticism of the building but this SHOCKING ART WORLD SMACKDOWN OF KANSAS CITY is kind of like somebody outside the family picking on a sibling. . . Nobody likes it.
Still, this perspective from an art world power player reveals a perspective on a local arts institution that doesn't care about the opinion of cowtown snobs and is sure to bruise the egos of local high society types who mistakenly believe that Midtown KC is akin to Manhattan NYC.
Developing . . .
Better title: Cowtown Culture Smackdown.
ReplyDeleteIt was the same New Yorkers who said what a great place it was when it was built.
ReplyDeleteByron will you please go and blow Jerry so he feels better, make him feel extra better if you give him a reach around and tickle his ass.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess? Another J.E.Dunn masterpiece?
ReplyDeleteI wrote that I love the Nelson-Atkins Museum. I wrote that it is one of the best museums in this country. I wrote that its collections of Asian and Chinese art are extraordinary.
ReplyDeleteMy main point is that the Bloch addition needs to have art hanging in it; at all times. A lot of art.
I love the Nelson-Atkins Museum.
Jerry Saltz
Degenerate art criticized by a degenerate critic.
ReplyDelete#PoleGallery FTW
ReplyDeleteSave the Hyde Park White History Horse Barn!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he just didn't get a chance to see these masterful "lenses" lit up at night. That would have won him over.
ReplyDeleteStill looks like a Butler building to me!
ReplyDelete5:12 - you beat me to it. What a stupid-looking building. It looks like the workmen's trailer - in fact, I thought it was when it went up. It needs to be torn down and a more architecturally appropriate, complementary building constructed. This is hilarious that someone finally told the douchebag "KC Elite" that the Emperor has no clothes.
ReplyDeleteBetter title: KC Pre-fab faces tough critic.
ReplyDeleteThe addition is an amalgam of old and new that grinds on the eye and wears on the patience of those like me, who are unqulified to appraise Monet, but are quick enough to expect basic Gestalt with respect to new and old architecture.
ReplyDeleteBy the way Jerry, that fuckin picture of Billy makes you look like a climber.
Funny, I was just there last weekend and guess what I saw. Art, lots of art.
ReplyDeleteYou just don't bad mouth those shuttle cocks.....don't you cross that line....ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteThe thing he's complaining about architecture doing is exactly what art critics did to art itself many years ago. What's the difference if we have an ugly building to house ugly art - let's fill the Bloch addition with Cy Twombly scribblings, freestanding urinals and other trash promoted by status seeking art critic poofters. When you understand that the modern art world is full of people seeking status within their own 'tribe who could care less whether the art is good or web interesting it makes a lot more sense. The Bloch building is simply par for the course.
ReplyDeleteHe said "poofter"... Thats AWESOME!
DeleteWhen the addition opened the New York Times called it breathtaking and the New Yorker called it laudibly functional. Sic transit gloria I suppose, but I like it--especially on the inside.
ReplyDeleteAnon 4:41
ReplyDeleteYou're the one fanatising about gay sex. You're the one thinking about me. I'm sorry, dude. I don't do men. Get over it & move on with your life.
Its ugly & it looks stupid, therefore it must be art.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this ELITIST JEW criticizes how KC houses and displays its art yet HE waz the ringmaster of that CIRCUS on Bravo called The Next Great Artist where all he seemed to do was SALIVATE over that prima donna poser MILES.
ReplyDeleteI was really bummed at first when I heard what they were going to do because the Nelson build is so amazing. I thought it would ruin it. I am a convert though. I love being there at night.
ReplyDeleteMr. Saltz,
ReplyDeletePlease understand that this blog is written by a narcissistic, self-hating, sad man. He consistently posts rumors, race baits, and slanders those with whom he disagrees. I promise you most Kansas Citians are not like Tony or the hateful commenters.
I would strongly encourage you not to associate yourself with this ridiculed blog, which bears no resemblance to any respectable journalistic effort.
Thank you.
The comment was mistakenly attributed to anonymous. It should have read: p.honig
DeleteAnd that's why @7:13 reads this blog and participates in the comments EVERY DAY.
ReplyDeleteIt did ruin it!!! For 95 percent of us! Poofter.
ReplyDeleteTony =anon
ReplyDeleteThat place IS indeed a piece of crap now - the New York guy is right on. Tony does indeed like White women.
ReplyDeleteNew management ruined the place in the mid 90s and it hasn't been the same since. They have betrayed the people of our city. Shameful!
ReplyDeleteI love those shuttlecocks.
ReplyDeleteThey look just like they are laying in your front yard.
It's a nice event space..
ReplyDeleteGuess the N Word Guy is not a fan of Nelson Atkin's either?
ReplyDeleteThe n-word guy is not a fan of much. Really, he's only a fan of other n-word guys. They like each other a lot.
ReplyDeleteAn N Word Guy can only be truly understood by other N Word Guys <3
ReplyDeleteniggers and faggots,nigger enablers and Byron all made for each other. we all know you are the ones hung up on asses and cocksucking...trying to make it seem like it's on the other foot is a sad attempt but it doesn't work. you guys are made for each other.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty lame, faggot.
ReplyDeleteThe N Word guys like to camp a lot. Just the N Word Guys, some alcohol under the moon and stars.. hmm?
ReplyDeletebryon, you are the tall guy in town right?
ReplyDeleteByron is in West Virginia. Is there only one tall guy in this town?
ReplyDeleteByron you're sooooo butch!!! Wanna top me???
ReplyDeleteMy first impression was Nelson Atkins parked a burrito truck on the lawn.
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