Monday, June 10, 2013

SHOCK!!! BLACK BEAR NEAR KANSAS CITY!!!



If I had more time, I'd go into a huge spiel about how this headline might be racist . . .

Fox4: "The Missouri Department of Conservation confirmed a black bear has been seen wandering near Nevada, Mo., which is about 90 miles south of Kansas City."

But, actually, it's kinda cool.

25 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Come on, N-word guy, make some lame comment about it being a black bear and how the only good bears are polar bears.

Anonymous said...

The n-word guy is gone.

Anonymous said...

He got ate by a bear!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's cool until he rips your face off. His name isn't "teddy bear".

Anonymous said...

"He is a live bear and he will literally RIP your face off!"

m.kravitz when she looked out her window and spotted a BLACK BEAR said...

ABNAH!ABNAH!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but is the bear Catholic?

BEARS: Black Entitlements Always Re-elect Socialists said...



Wandering to KC to get on SNAP and Welfare, no doubt.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet that he shits in the woods.

strictly no dickly said...

Lots of black bears in kc, they are just on the down low.

Anonymous said...

Why yous got to be racist, bears gonna be black, they likes to be called African-Abearicans

Anonymous said...

the bear is vegetarian

Anonymous said...

I can barely stand it..

Anonymous said...

Why do you think there is just 1 N-Word guy?

Anonymous said...

Compared to black people, bears are quite safe.


"Between 1976 and 2005, blacks averaged 13 percent of the US population but committed 59 percent of felony homicides." Source: DOJ

Anonymous said...

Before I left, I told everybody that there were hundreds, no, thousands of us "n-word guys" out here but I guess some folks can't read. Imagine that.

Anonymous said...

You left? Can you leave again, please?

Anonymous said...

Ok

Anonymous said...

Bearz
Niggerz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

I'll bet he shits wherever he wants ..

Anonymous said...

Will Lewis have an editorial about the bear in tomorrow's Star? And will Alonzo defend the bear against discrimination?

Craig said...

A kick ass tipster told me that that Alonzo plays black bare in your basement.

Anonymous said...

Jermaine Reed is not a black bear, he is a bi-polar bear

Anonymous said...

Time for a bear patrol

Anonymous said...

Alonzo and Tony play daddy baby bear in Tonys mommies basement.