FEAR MISSOURI SEX AND METH FREAKS!!!
Missouri is home to a couple of EXTREMELY FREAKY stories this morning . . .
NAKED DUDE RUNS FROM SCENE AFTER SUSPECTED METH LAB EXPLOSION
"Witnesses told police that in the moments after an explosion rocked a one-story apartment building . . . At about 5 a.m. on May 1 they saw burning clothing laying on the sidewalk in front of the apartment and a nude white male running from the scene."
And then from our friends in Moberly, MO . . .
Rapist who left Missouri victim in freezer faces June sentencing
"The victim told police the four men took her to an abandoned basement, where they tied her hands and sexually and physically assaulted her. They placed her in the freezer, with cinder blocks on top. It had no air holes . . . The woman was able to escape after the men left the home."
On the bright, side . . . Given the location of these stories . . . Stereotypes lead us to believe that these are white dude crimes - No matter demographics: It's important to understand that Missouri's Bible Belt location doesn't mean that freaky and dangerous situations abound.