Marilyn Monroe and her filthy feet got me thinking about another story that captured my imagination . . .
CHECK OUT KCTV5 OFFERING KICK-ASS KANSAS CITY POLAR BEAR PORN NEWS!!!
Check this naughty note sent our way directing us to hot Kansas City Polar Bear Action . . .
"Nikita has been nailing Berlin this week. Young pup gets the cougar bear."
Here's the official story and footage . . .
Kansas City polar bears 'mate' for each other
With over 1500 Facebook likes the story is already an Internets sensation. And while the zoo might have endured a bit of fighting recently, we hope all of the HOT KANSAS CITY POLAR BEAR HUMPING will spread the love and bring people back to our beloved money pit.
Hopefully, we'll have more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, debate, discourse, way more than our fair share of hateration and all kinds of good stuff in just a few . . . STAY TUNED!!!
Tony! Whats up? You TIME TRAVELLIN? Get outta that HOMEMADE POD.and take the SPAGHETTI STRAINER off your dome and FIX THE DATES!
ReplyDeleteAbove comment was in response to Mr Tonys posting of this story under April 12 date. Obviously, he hadnt SPANKED it yet.
Deletelol!
ReplyDeleteThe seal's are clapping and the monkeys are jacking off .
ReplyDeleteNo black bears for this white bitch.
ReplyDeletedirty feet fucking time!!!! those peds are filthy dirty sweet!!!
ReplyDeleteQuestion:
ReplyDeleteWhy did Berlin refuse Nikita's sexual advances?
Answer:
Because she was frigid!
FRIGID!!....they're polar bears!...what do you mean you don't understand?