Wednesday, March 13, 2013

WHITE SMOKE!!! NEW POPE!!!



Kansas City Catholics now have something new to celebrate besides kicking Atheists out of the St. Paddy's Day parade.

White Smoke Over Sistine Chapel Means New Pope Elected

White smoke signals new pope elected in secret conclave

White smoke: Catholic cardinals choose new pope

New York Times: New Pope is Cardinal Jorge Maria Bergoglio, From Argentina; to Be Named Francis

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

They probably went for the NIGGER!

Anonymous said...

White smoke is racist.

Anonymous said...

Horray! A new protector-in-chief for child abusing priests!

Anonymous said...

2:16 for the win

Anonymous said...

As Sgt. Hulka says, "Lighten up, Francis."

Anonymous said...

Oh, shit, he's a Jesuit.

Anonymous said...

What color smoke they use while molesting a child?

Anonymous said...

Is he a catholic?

chuck said...

Cue up "One Toke Over The Line" we are smokin now!!!

Maybe it's Bishop Finn!

Anonymous said...

Who would have thought Pee-Wee's nemesis from The Big Adventure would have been Pope someday..........

Anonymous said...

What color smoke do they use when hiding war criminals? Like those later convicted for kidnappings and murder?

Christian Federico von Wernich from Argentina.

Did you know priests convicted of war crimes and sentenced to life in prison can still celebrate mass?

Did you know war criminal priests can be hidden out of the country under assumed names just like molesting priests?

Pope Bergoglio comments on the conviction of this priest in 2007. He is still a priest.

www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2007/oct/12/anabuseofpower

First order of business for Bergoglio, defrock this murderer?

Anonymous said...

You don't get to be pope without a little bloodstain hidden under your heeby-jeeby robes and fancy golden vestments.