VICTORY: MISSOURI OUT DRINKS KANSAS!!!
KC Biz Journal picks up an IMPORTANT Beer Institute study that somehow correlates to the ongoing economic Border War . . . Typically, amid this competition we're falling behind the rest of the nation when it comes to booze consumption: Missourians of legal drinking age downed an average of 31.1 gallons of beer each in 2011, ranking 19th in the nation. Kansans drank 28.2 gallons a person, ranking 31st.
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Well shit, you gotta stay drunk, just to stay in Missouri. No mystery.
They dont call Missouri "MISERY" for nuthing, YO.
"They" being fellow lame-ass Kansas scum that can't hold their liquor?
When you jayhawkers discover that the earth is round, and didn't pop into existence 8,000 years ago, maybe we can sit down and have a beer.
That's because when you venture into the 913, alcohol becomes a mortal sin.
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